THE RISE OF TAEREUM✨💫💸:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

AREUM:
do u have a pad by any chance chaechi?

HOEBI:
wtf is this

KOOKACHU:
yuckkkk really areum? i didn't need to know all dis rn

AREUM:
fuck wrong chat

HOEBI:
that's disgustinqqqq

HOEBI:
i just lost my appetite bc of you areum

HOEBI:
great now i can't finish my cool lime refresher bc it's red and reminds me of your coochie blood ugh i hope you're happy

KOOKACHU:
hey i'll finish it if u don't want it

HOEBI:
you better back the fuck up jungkooch

CHAEJIN:
i just used my last one areum sorry

KOOKACHU:
caN YALL NOT DO THIS HERE RN

AREUM:
fuck fuck fuck ufck fuck

AREUM:
i think my period just started and i forgot to pack my extra i'm gonna bleed through my pantiliner uGGGHHH

AREUM:
i didn't think it would start today!!! it's due in three days !!!!

KOOKACHU:
YALL BETTER STOP

KOOKACHU:
S T O P

KOOKACHU:
wow u didn't have to yank my hEAD back BY MY HAIR CHAEJIN

KOOKACHU:
i mean it was pretty hot, but what if you accidentally snatched my edges then what

CHAEJIN:
areum is in the middle of a crisis and all you're concerned about is your fragile ass male tolerance for female reproductive biology like r u srs

AREUM:
it's ok chaechi

AREUM:
i guess i'll just go to the nurse and get one from her

AREUM:
wait bUT WHAT IF I BLED THROUGH MY SKIRT

HOEBI:
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON TV

CHAEJIN:
you imBECILE

AREUM:
fml !!!!!!!!! f ! m ! l !!!!

CHAEJIN:
tie your sweater around your waist just in case???

AREUM:
i left my sweater in my locker

CHAEJIN:
then take your backpack???

AREUM:
i don't want kang to ask me why i'm taking it to the bathroom cos then he'll make me explain in front of the whole class then everyone will know!!!!

AREUM:
gr8 bueno kool!!!

YOU:
don't worry

YOU:
i gotchu fam

HOEBI:
......did he just

KOOKACHU:
taehyung don't just sit back down in your chair like you ain't just slip a whole pad into areum's hand on the low because that's exactly what you did

YOU:
ok???

AREUM:
taehyung, where did you even get a pad from?

YOU:
i was on my way back from the bathroom when i started getting notifs from the chat and i saw that areum needed a pad so i turned around and went down to the second floor to get a pad from the nurse

YOU:
but she gave me two extra bc i said they were for my girlfriend and now idk what to do with these

HOEBI:
i want oneeeee lmao

KOOKACHU:
me too!

HOEBI:
pad me, bitch

CHAEJIN:
taehyung don't give them the pads

YOU:
i'm gonna

CHAEJIN:
taehyung don't

YOU:
i gotta

CHAEJIN:
aaaand now they're putting it on on the crotch of their pants

CHAEJIN:
sighhhh why do i even bother

HOEBI:
wtf kind of science is this. how do you put this on?

KOOKACHU:
i don't think this pad is my size pussy, do u have another one tae? i think i need a large

YOU:
i'm afraid to ask why

KOOKACHU:
because i got da fupa

CHAEJIN:
wtf is a fupa

AREUM:
fat upper pussy area

YOU:
do you have a fupa ari?

AREUM:
you're never gonna find out for yourself so don't even try

YOU:
sighhh

YOU:
⤵️ curved?

AREUM:
↩️ curved.

HOEBI:
sorry to barge in on your moment or whatever, hazel faith and augustus h2o

HOEBI:
but what are deez wing flaps for???

YOU:
pads have wings???? wtf kind of magic are you girls using???

YOU:
let me guess now, tampons have gills???

HOEBI:
well that would explain why they last so long inside of girls

KOOAKCHU:
and tbh i need some gills too

YOU:
why doe?

KOOKACHU:
so i can swim in the pussy

CHAEJIN:

kk just make sure you don't forget your goggles kiddo

KOOKACHU:
lET ME LIVE

KOOKACHU:
WHY DO U HAVE THOSE PI CUTRES WHY DO YALL HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BAD P ICYTHES OF ME

CHAEJIN:
lmao bc dis is how u slide in da poom poom

KOOKACHU:
THOP IT

HOEBI:
i'm learning so much today

HOEBI:
i learned how to put on a pad

HOEBI:
how to safely and securely slide in da poom poom

HOEBI:
i learned thaT SHIT KANG IS COMING PHONES AW AY

AREUM:
what's happening???

AREUM:
jeez i always leave the classroom when something good happens smh

YOU:
kang just caught jungkook snapchatting pictures of himself with the pad on the crotch of his uniform pants

YOU:
and he made him read the caption out loud to the class or get detention

HOEBI:
which was, and i quote

YOU:
"snapchat me dat 🐱"

HOEBI:
"snapchat me dat 🐱"

AREUM:
IM FUCK INF WEAKK

HOEBI:
wow tae you just HAAAD to steal my thunder didn't you

YOU:
i was talking first anyway stfu you ugly bitch

AREUM:
STILL WEAK THO

YOU:
anyway kang confiscated his phone just now so he just said "yeezy wouldn't treat me like this" and now he has a day of detention for disrupting the class anyway lmfaooooo

YOU:
which reminds me the yeezy boosts come out in a week its litty!!!

AREUM:
WHY DOES JUNGKOOK HAVE NO CHILL

CHAEJIN:
im still crying

CHAEJIN:
who was he even sending that to??

HOEBI:
idk i just hope he put it in his snapchat story

AREUM:
omg i'm checking rn

AREUM:
HE DID bYE

AREUM:
OMFG DONT MAKE ME LAUGH IM ON MY PERIOD sTOP

HOEBI:
i just wanna finish my cool lime refresher but here she go again wit dat same bs

AREUM:
stfu whorebi

AREUM:
but seriously taehyung thanks for the help

AREUM:
i really appreciate it boob 💖

AREUM:
i meant to type boo but i guess my phone thinks that this is drake & josh and i'm meagan

YOU:
aww it's alright ari

YOU:
anything for my lil ketchup packet 😊❤️

AREUM:
thanks soy sauce 💫

YOU:
what

AREUM:
i thought we were doing condiment names wat

YOU:
no, ari, the joke is that-

AREUM:
the jokes is that what?

YOU:
nevermind it's ok 😅😂☺️

HOEBI:
seriously

HOEBI:
a match made in heaven, these two.