Me: ma whats for dinner

Ma: we've talked about this! Remember when i shouted "B.E.E.F TERIYAKI"

Me: well then what do i eat if i dont want it

Ma: uhh you can eat a dick then cause i dont know

Mind: i have a girlfriend!

Me: pff what?!

Dad: thats worse then what you're grandmother would say

Me: what would she say?

Ma: eat shit?

Dad: yep