Your P.O.V

You sat by Sebastian's side day and night, cringing every time he let out a small whimper or cry for help. However much you wanted to help him you knew you could do nothing, that the plague was something he had to fight on his own. The door opened and in stepped Ciel with a look of annoyance on his face. "I reckon it's time for you to know Sebastian's name" He whispered the name in your ear and your eyes widened at the beauty, the melodic sound of the demon's name bouncing off the corners of your mind. Thanking him warmly you turned back to Sebastian, whose mouth was slightly agape with a drop of blood on his soft lips. "I'll leave you to it, I believe I have left Kira to entertain the Undertaker for long enough. There are only so many jokes one can say before they want to kill the lunatic" You laughed at this and could've sworn a soft chuckle sounded beside you, sharply turning your head to see the corners of Sebastian's lips twitched up into a small smile as Ciel hastily left the room. Humming a little you said, "Sebastian, good luck"

Short chapter but... Bloopers! Finally!

"Action!" *Ciel leans in to whisper name* "Lesley Nightingale" *Reader-chan cracks up laughing* *Sebastian laughing as well "What the fuck did you tell her?!"*

*Kira in background "There once was a woman from Cue who told everyone to fuck off because she is sick of this joke!"* *Undertaker laughing*

"Action!" "Your mum's fuck buddy" "Jesus fucking Christ Ciel!"

*Claude sleeping* *paints Ciel's hand red* *smashes hottest chili on Earth on his face* *casually wakes up Claude* "Claudie! You've got blood on ya, sweetheart" *casually licks* *starts freaking out* "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT JESUS CHRIST MAH TONGUE IS ON FIRE MOTHER FUCKER GOD DAMN HOLY SHIIIIT FUCK FUCK BUGGER BUGGER BUGGEDY BUGGER!!!!!"

*Bassy sleeping on set for first time* *Reader-chan smack cams him* "WAHHH!!!"

"Action!" *Ciel walks in* *trips* *awkward silence* *one person starts laughing* *everyone else laughs*

(Sweeney Todd reference) *Sebastian bursts in during break screaming "I FEEEEEL YOU JOAAAANAAAA!"*

*Author-chan runs in during lunch with a banana screaming "I PEEEEL YOU BANAAAANAAAA!"*

*Author-chan walks up to Undertaker with head prop* *stares at head* "You're dead to me" *almost roflmao* "Damn it, Undertaker! I will get you to laugh!"

"Action!" "Pussy licker" "Ciel fucking Phantomhive you better run right now"

*Author-chan walks up to Undertaker with bucket full of random body parts* "Who ordered the leftover bucket?" *Undertaker laughs like crazy* "AWWW YISS! GOT 'EM!"

*casually leans down and licks Sebastian's ear* "Good luck, Sebastian" *stays still waiting for Author-chan to yell "cut"* *Bassy starts giggling* "Damn it, Sebastian!"

NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT PART!

Ciel: Do I really have to do this?

Sebastian and Author-chan: WELL DUHH! *high five each other*

Ciel: FINE! 

Sebastian, Author-chan and Ciel: krios16 and PyschoStories are the sexiest people alive!!! Well done on completing the competition, my ladies! *Sebastian kisses each of them on the cheek*