Your P.O.V

"Jesus, my head hurts like a bitch" you said, bringing a pale and sweaty hand up to your forehead. "You should be lucky you're alive" Adrian replied, amusement obvious in his tone of voice. You nodded in reply only to feel a sharp jolt of pain in your head. Slowly leaning back so you could prop yourself up against the headboard, you smirked. "Can someone tell me why my supposed 'husband' and father were in a yaoi position?" You asked while using air quotes on 'husband,' which left William confusedly tilting his head to the side. "I told you, if you just have to kill a demon, kill Faustus. He took all her memories of me and her as well as..." Sebastian trailed off and leaned closer to your father, whispering in his ear. William's eyes widened and he kicked up his death scythe, catching it mid air. "I'll fucking destroy him" he growled, his eyes screaming bloody murder. Grell, who sat in the corner the whole time enjoying the show, suddenly hurried over to his side. "Will~," he sang, "Calm down" Grell wrapped his arms around William's waist and snuggled into his chest but instead if denying him like he usually would, William awkwardly pat him on the head with his cheeks tinted pink. You leaned over and cupped your hand in front of Adrian's ear before you whispered, "I ship it" He only giggled in reply as he nodded. The door opened and Ciel marched in, a clear look of annoyance on his face. "What the hell was all that noise for, I'm tying to-" He paused and stared at you, his one azure eye wide and his mouth open. "Hi, Muska" you whispered and he blinked in response. "Wait for it," you said with a smile on your face, "Muska is processing" You all sat in awkward silence for a minute, just staring at Ciel, who was still struggling to process the situation. "Fucking ducks" you muttered before snatching a pillow from the other side of the bed and throwing it, hitting him square in the face. The pillow flopped to the floor and Ciel blinked again before finally saying, "Hi"

Let bloopers brah.

Ciel said, "Hi" "SUP SHITHEAD!" *Author-chan going full rage mode* "GOD DAMMIT READER-CHAN WE WE'RE AT THE END OF THE DAMN SCENE! Y U DO DIS?!"

*writing in school* *friend casually reading over shoulder* *breathes* "Mother fucker! Holy shit, you little son of a unicorn that shits on people!" *punches friend* *teacher starts laughing*

*Claudie on laptop again* "Uhhh.... Author-chan? What is 'Boku no pico' and why is it in your history?" *Author-chan processing* "FUCK YOU, GRELL! STOP MESSING WITH MY FUCKING HISTORY!"

"I like cereal" *throws cornflakes* "Fuck you, Alois"