I know there's always a bunch of random time skips between chapters but who cares? Anyway, just wanna say thanks to everyone who commented on the previous author's note and I will take all your advice kay? Cool.

Update: Random edits going on. Nothing major being changed. Continue with life.

Sebastian's P.O.V

I stopped in front of the closed door. I knew I should be heading for the young master's office but I always found myself visiting this room every time I walk past it. As I was about to push the door open I felt something tug on my pants. I glanced down to see Kira, who had grown much taller and was now around ten years old. She's growing up so fast, I thought as she gently laced her small gloved fingers with mine. The door swung open with soft creak and my eyes widened at the sight in front of me. (Y/N) was unconscious in bed, that part was 'normal'. What worried me was the fact that her overprotective father, her gay best friend and her straight best friend were all seated at her side. Kira quickly let go of my hand and squealed when she saw Undertaker, running straight into his open arms. He giggled and I held back a growl before stepping into the dim room and quietly shutting the door behind me. William looked down at Kira, who was now rolling around on Undertaker's lap because Grell was tickling her. "D-daddy! Make them stop!" She screamed with that big smile on her face. I gently pried her out of Grell's grip and glared at him, sending him straight for the corner as he swooned. I reluctantly gave her back to Undertaker, who accepted her into his embrace with a soft smile, unlike his usual perverted grin. William cleared his throat loudly and my attention snapped back to him. A low growl escaped my lips and he glared in response. As I was about to ask him why the hell he was here he shoved a letter in my face, being extra sure to slap me while he was at it. Seeing that the letter was in fact an invitation from the young master explaining (Y/N)'s condition, I frowned, wondering when he managed to have it delivered. I felt someone breathing on my neck and I turned me head slightly to see Undertaker reading over my shoulder. "I see little Lord never mentioned to William he has a granddaughter" he said as he sat back down, handing Kira over to William, who hesitantly wrapped his arms around her. "What's her name?" Grell asked softly, staring at her with a glint of admiration in his emerald eyes. "Kira Josette Michaelis" I responded as I watched her quickly warm up to William, almost as quickly as she had when she met Undertaker. The door opened and Ciel marched in, quickly taking Kira in his arms. I could see him struggling with her weight but he nodded to William before leaving the room, saying something about eating cake with Kira. As soon as they were out of earshot William stopped up and had me pinned to the wall, one hand gripping my dress shirt and the other holding the long polished scythe which was placed dangerously close to my neck. "Now, demon, tell me. How in the land of fucking dead cats did this happen?!" He asked, gesturing to (Y/N) with his head. "If you're intending on killing a demon, kill Claude Faustus" I snapped, quickly shoving the scythe out of his hand and flipping us, so he was pressed against the wall. "You think I wanted this to happen to her?! I fucking LOVE her more than anyone ever will, you damn reaper!" I shouted, tightening my grip on his shirt, my knuckles probably glowing white under my gloves. Sweat trickled down his forehead as he said, "Says the bastard who cheated on her" My eyes widened while Undertaker cried something similar to, "BOOM, HEAD SHOT!" as he laughed. "That was under the young master's orders..." I muttered before my body acted on its own, my fist pulling back and then slamming into his face, a deafening crack sounding throughout the room as I made contact with his spectacles. "Whoa. Now it really is a head shot" Grell whispered to Undertaker and I could hear a slight giggle in response. He collapsed to the floor, his spectacles landing beside him on the soft carpet. He reached around for them, rendering him completely helpless against me. Now acting only on instinct, I knelt on the ground next to the now pathetic man and threw one leg over both of his, straddling him. I continued to throw punches at him while the other two reapers watched, one occasionally shouting something about fighting over (Y/N) instead of him. Bet you can guess who it was. (Whoa, there, Sebby! Breaking the fourth wall much, ye bastard!) After a while I decided that William had had enough, considering his face was already fucked up enough without my help. Still sitting on him I grabbed his cracked spectacles and shoved them on his face, not caring if they were crooked. "Y'know... You two don't suit that yaoi position very well" I quickly looked to the bed to see (Y/N) sitting up with Undertaker's arm draped around her shoulders to support her. I just noticed how fragile and pale she looked as well as the nightgown the fit her once before but now looked to be about two sizes too big for her. "I think it'd look better if it were Grell and William... (Y/N)?" Undertaker asked, rubbing his hand up and down her arm. "Yeah, I think Grelliam is a way cooler ship than SebaWill" she replied. "GRELLIAM?!" "SEBAWILL?!" William and I shouted at the same time, shock obvious on our faces. I hastily stood up and glanced down to see William looking over at Grell and blushing softly. I smiled and approached the bed before remembering that we never got her ring back from Claude, meaning she still had no recollection of ever being with me. I sighed as I spent the next few minutes of silence trying to figure out what we should do.

Wow! A long chapter! *waits for applause* *hears awkward cricket noises*

So, if you noticed, this chapter was kinda just meant to be funny lol but I probably failed.

Facts about Author-chan

1: "The best people are the people who respect everyone else's ships, not the people who treat you the way they want to be treated" ~Author-chan 2k15

2: My Black Butler ships: Grelliam (OTP), SebaGrell, SebaCiel and SebaClaude.

3: My OHSHC ships: Tamaki x Haruhi, Kyoya x Tamaki (OTP), Honey x Mori

4: My AOT ships: Eren x Levi (OTP), Sasha x Connie, Hanji x Erwin, Armin x Annie

5: Death Note: L x Light

6: Insomnia was the reason I decided to make Kitten in Red. I literally couldn't sleep and I was bored

7: I prefer songs from the 90's, 80's and pretty much every other year before 2000

8: Levi is 5'3... The same height as me if not taller

9: I love to perform on stage

10: It has always been my dream to become an actress for the BBC or a voice actor

11: My wall is covered in stuff that my mum hates. I'll show y'all a pic sometime

12: Singing, dancing and acting are pretty much all that I excel at besides drawing anime

13: My fat ass keeps breaking all the swings that we own so I was banned from them -_-

14: "There are no small parts, only small actors" ~Every actor/actress ever

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16: I have seen the movie 'Annabelle' and I fucking hated it. It was disappointing on so many levels

17: I really love bangers n mash

18: SAUSAGE!