Ciel's P.O.V

I heard a soft voice from behind me and I turned to see (Y/N). Her skin was incredibly pale and slightly green. She was covered in sweat and looked like a complete mess. Sebastian rushed forward to catch her in his arms as her legs gave way and I only froze in my place. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Alois point at her and start jumping for joy while Claude looked like he wanted to rip off Alois' head. "Let's go" I said, turning to follow Sebastian who left for the carriage with (Y/N) before Elizabeth started tugging on my arm and squealing about some woman's costume. Well, she either doesn't care or wasn't paying attention. I sighed and signaled for the servants to follow as I dragged her out of the room, my only concern being (Y/N)'s safety. We approached the carriage and I helped Elizabeth inside before stepping in myself. I sat next to her and looked up to see a very distressed Sebastian with (Y/N) laying down beside him, her head on his lap. He stroked her hair gently and my eyes widened slightly as he smiled at her softly. He NEVER does that! Its only ever a smirk... it was then that I realized how much he loves her, that he would probably put her before our contract, and this made me nervous for not only my safety, but Elizabeth and the servants' as well. I may not show it, but I do care for those four screw ups, even if they do piss me off sometimes. Soon enough, the carriage started moving, and we headed back for the Phantomhive Manor.

~ Time Skip brought to you by YOUR MOM ~

It has been a few days since (Y/N) fell into a coma and its starting to get to everyone, especially Sebastian. He spent all of his free time by her side and I would often hear him reading or talking to her as well as the other servants paying her a visit every day. As I walked by the room I saw that the door was open slightly and I peeked in to see Sebastian reading a book of jokes, one of his hands gently placed atop of hers. "How about this dirty limerick? There once was a woman from Cue, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin 'if they pay to get in, they'll pay to get out of it too'" he chuckled slightly and I could feel myself blushing. He squeezed her pale hand and sighed as he shut the book before dropping it on the floor. "(Y/N)... please wake up soon..." he whispered as he ran a hand through his hair. I pushed the door open further and walked into the room. He looked up for a second but soon went back to staring at the floor, now tightly gripping her hand. "Sebastian?" "Young master?" "Didn't you say she was a Reamon? She should be fine" He froze for a second before looking straight into my eyes and saying, "Either Claude removed any knowledge of her being one or she... gave up trying" I turned away from him and placed a hand under my chin in thought."That would explain a lot..." I trailed off and looked at Sebastian, who was staring at the floor. His shoulders shook and I could hear him sobbing so I did something that he would probably tease me about later on. I dropped on to one knee in front of the chair he was sitting on and wrapped my arms around his waist, nuzzling my head into his chest. He tensed before relaxing and returning the hug tightly. I allowed him to sob into my shoulder for a while before he stopped altogether and became extremely heavy. "S-Sebastian?" I asked, trying to push him off me, only to realize that he fell asleep. "That's new. Never thought I'd ever see him sleep" I said to myself before attempting once again to get him off me. "Damn it, he's too heavy!" I shouted. I thought of calling for Finny but I decided to get a little revenge on Sebastian. "This is for the fucking robin dress" I whispered to him before quickly sliding out from underneath him, leaving him to face plant the floor. I stared at gim on the floor and tried so hard not to laugh. He was on his knees with his hands at his side but he was bent over with his face on the floor and his ass in the air. He let out a muffled snore, making me finally give in and laugh at his strange position before turning to leave the room. I quietly tip toed to the door and turned to look at him one last time. I smirked and couldn't help but chuckle as I shut the door and headed for the study.

BLOOPERS BITCH

*Ciel tip toes to door* "Bye, Felicia" *shuts door* *Sebastian snorts with laughter* *everyone laughing* "Holy shit. That. Is. Going. Viral!"

*reader-chan crawls out from underneath tablecloth* *casually can't remember which way to go* "OVER HERE, YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!" *everyone laughing*

So, I got this friend called Stanley and we message on Facebook. But the thing is, I'm really anti-social, so when this other girl messaged me *cough* his ex *cough* this was my actual reaction: HOLY FUCKING FUCKER FUCK! NOT STANLEY MESSAGED ME! SOMEONE CALL 0118 999 881 999 119 7253 THIS IS EMERGENCY! NOT STANLEY MESSAGED ME! WHAT DO I DO?!

"Aaaaand welcome to Cooking with Bardroy-san!" "Today we are making pasta with jam sauce" "How much of the carrot sauce, Bardroy-san?" "5 inches" "And, how much of the tomato sauce?" "So many" "So many of the tomato sauce, okay. How much of the jam sauce?" "10" *RAGE QUIT*

*Sebastian goes dead weight mode and 'falls asleep' on Ciel* "HOLY FU-" *Ciel collapses from weight* *in a muffled voice: "JESUS, SEBASTIAN, YOU FAT HO!" *roflmao*

"How about a dirty limerick? There once was a woman from Cue and she fucked a nun because I can't read my own fucking writing" *random voice in background: "SHE FILLED HER VAGINA WITH GLUE!"* "She did what? *giggles* that's just fucking nasty" *Ciel falls through door* "Okay...?"

"There once was a woman from Cue, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with grin 'if they pay to get in, they'll play to- no its pay, not play. I can't read my own fucking writing" "GIMME CHOCOLATE, I'M HUNGRY!" "Fuck up, Reader-chan, you're meant to be in a coma"

*Claude sitting at Author-chan's laptop with Alois* "Author-chan? What this be?" "Click play and find out, Alois!" *clicks play* *addictive and annoying song plays* "ERMAHGERD ITS A PERPY DERG!"

~ Three hours later ~

"ERMAHGERD ITS A PERPY DERG!" "Oh, dear god, shut the bloody fuck up Alois!" (This song is real and its really fucking annoying but it gets in your head!)