Y'all seen the potterpuppetpals on YouTube? BEST VIDEOS EVER! *cough* Neville is a butternut squash not a potato *cough*

Me: *eating potato chips while writing* I... have... an ideaaaaa!!!!! *grabs potato chip* I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! *dramatically takes bite out of chip* *suddenly discovers that mum was watching the whole time* Uhhh... hi?

Mum: Where did I go wrong?

Me: Y'ALL JUST JEALOUS OF MY FANGIRL SKILLS!

Ciel's P.O.V

We stood outside her door listening to every insult she was screaming at herself. Sebastian desperately wanted to go in there and it took Finny, Bardroy, Mey-Rin, Kira and myself to hold him back, but even then we were struggling. After a while she stopped talking and we heard her slump against the wall. Only thinking of the worst we finally let go of Sebastian as he started pounding on the door. He started to scream for her to let us in, Kira and myself joining in. The other servants only stood in shock before Sebastian finally broke down the door forcing him to stumble into the room. His eyes widened and his face paled as Kira and I marched into the room. I was prepared to give (Y/N) a proper scolding for insulting herself and for using such profanity in the mother but I froze in place when Kira let out a loud scream. I finally looked up at (Y/N) and saw her smiling with her back propped up against the wall, her arms covered in blood and a dagger laying beside her bloodied hand. I let out a high pitched scream, not caring what anyone thought, after she whispered "Its finally over..." and closed her eyes, possibly for the final time. Sebastian's breathing quickened and he collapsed to his knees beside her. His shaking hands gripped both of hers and tears started to roll down his cheeks. We all stood not saying anything, in fact we too shocked to say anything. Although my butler had been in a rather depressed and unpredictable state these past few months we never expected him to start having a panic attack. Unsure of how to comfort him I left the room, dragging a devastated Kira with me. Poor kid's gonna be scarred for life, I thought as I slowly shut the door, finally silencing Sebastian's sobs.

~ Time skip brought to you by Cosme Misa ~

I sat alone in my study, working on a shit load of boring paperwork. As I studied a contract for a possible business partnership, Sebastian walked in the door with a now nine year old Kira, pushing a cart with my afternoon tea on it. I could tell that his smile was a fake one he put on for Kira, and I also flashed a smile, hoping that she would forget that traumatizing day a while ago. Stay strong for her, okay? Yes, my Lord. He glanced up at me and nodded a little as he talked to me inside my head. As Sebastian poured my tea we heard a rather loud bang come from down the hall. I looked at Sebastian but he was just as confused as I was. Suddenly, we heard the most wonderful cry. "IIIII LIIIIIIVE!!!" I couldn't help but chuckle as Kira let out an excited squeal, tugging on a confused Sebastian's tailcoat and gesturing to the door. He stumbled a little but regained his balance as she rushed him down the hall, me walking behind them. Kira burst through one of the doors and I genuinely smiled for the first time in months when I heard (Y/N) ask "What's up, buttercup?"

Bloopers bitches!

"Aaaaaannnd.... ACTION!" Kira tugged on Sebastian's tailcoat with a little too much force, ripping off part of the fabric. "Lol wut?" "Ohhh, shit" "You in for it now!" "YE RIPPED MAH TAILCOAT YOU CHUBBY COON!" *rofl*

*Sebastian comes in with tea* *door falls off the wall* *everyone trying to act seriously and go with the flow* *Bassy starts giggling "How the hell did that happen?!* *everyone else laughing* "Yeaahh, can we get a door Doctor in or something? The door has developed a fault"

*random line of haters* *author-chan casually marching past singing* "I try to live my life, live my life everyday, keep out of strife, come what may. I try to do unto others as I have 'em do to me, but it can't be done for everyone and now its plain to see... YOU ARE A CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT! A MOTHER FUCKING CUNT! YOU CAN SAY IT AIN'T TRUE, BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE A BIG FAT STINKING CUUUNT!" (This song exists :D search it up its one of my favourites)

*Alois runs in* "I'm blond, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a bitch!" *hits him over the head with a frying pan* "fuck off, its not your scene"

*Sebastian walks in* *door falls off hinges again* "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT DOOR?!" *roflmao*

*author-chan sits on swing* *swing breaks* "HOLY FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!" (This actually happened...)