I don't own black butler or you blah blah blah yeah you get the jist of it.

Your P.O.V (finally)

You sat on the bed with Kira asleep facing you, her pale arms wrapped around your waist and her head on your chest. You stroked her hair gently but as you heard the door unlock, you quickly pulled her as close to you as possible, holding her as tightly as you could without hurting her. Since you were expecting your terrifying husband Claude, you were surprised to see the triplets walk in the room. Timber shut the door behind them and they all proceeded to sit on the floor cross-legged. You sighed and picked Kira up before joining them on the floor, completing the circle. You sat Kira in the middle of the circle and remembered she was asleep when she fell backwards and snuggled into you. "So," you began, "How's my favourite threesome going?" They all stared at you for a minute before clapping their hands over their mouths. You frowned slightly but when they lowered their hands they started talking. "Fine, thank you, Miss (Y/N)" replied Timber, who was sitting on your right. "Yes, absolutely fine, Miss (Y/N)" said Thompson. You looked over to Canterbury, who was on your left and he said "Triple that. How are you?" You giggled at their responses and sighed before replying. "Fine, I guess" they all nodded, understanding that you weren't really fine but you just didn't want to talk about it yet. You all sat in silence just enjoying each others company until Canterbury decided to break the awkward silence with a surprising question that made your eyes widen. "You're scared of Claude aren't you?" "Its completely obvious" "He's not even her husband" Thompson's remark made you gasp. You knew there was something off about Claude, but for them to say you weren't even married sounded so wrong and right at the same time. You had no memories of marrying Claude, but the shining golden ring on your finger and little Kira proved otherwise. You always assumed that you were suffering from Amnesia until recently, when every night you had strange dreams about a gorgeous man with raven black hair and red eyes serving tea to a short boy in heels with an eye patch. You called them Raven and Emo Pirate. Every night you had the same boring dream, but the only thing that intrigued you was that one thing was added every night. Such as, at first, it was only Raven and Emo Pirate, but the next night, there was a young blond boy with a high pitched voice in what looked like a Gardner's outfit. You decided to call him Dopey, like the little dwarf from the story Snow White, because he was always making mistakes and yelling apologies to Raven. Eventually, your dreams had a few people in them, their names you always seem to miss or forget the second after you heard them. A squealing girl was always clinging on to Emo Pirate's arm while a little old man sat beside her drinking tea. An American chef and a pretty maid often sat beside Dopey on the ground, the maid yelling apologies as well, and the chef just rolling his eyes at Raven as he chewed on the end of a cigarette. You were ripped put of your thoughts by Thompson clicking his finger in your face. You shook your head and stared at them completely shocked. "B-but my ring!" You said, holding your hand up. Before you could react, Canterbury grabbed the ring and marched over to the boarded up window. He punched a hole and the sound of the glass shattering could be heard all throughout the manor. Timber hurriedly locked the door while you rushed to pick up Kira. Canterbury continued to punch and kick holes in the bordered up window. You started to panic when you heard Claude's thundering footsteps down the hall and clutched Kira, who was now awake, to your chest. She instinctively wrapped her legs around your waist and her arms around her neck, like she usually would when Claude was mad. You felt your feet leave the ground and screamed when someone threw you out the window, but time froze, and your demon instincts kicked in. Your eyes flashed pink and turned to slits as you held Kira and crashed to the ground on one knee, creating a small crater. You could hear the door being kicked open by Claude, and the painful screams of the triplets echoed in your mind. Thompson, who held on the window for his dear life screamed at you. "(Y/N) RUN AND DON'T STOP RUNNING!" You obeyes and glanced back for a second, only to see Thompson dragged away from the window, his screams adding to those of the other triplets. Tears blurred your vision as you sprinted as fast as you could, Kira surprisingly calm but confused. Your speed increased with every second you spent trying to get away, but you soon slowed to a stop, collapsing to the ground against a massive tree. You couldn't help but feel that the forest you were in was familiar, but it couldn't have been. Kira stared up at yoy, stifling a little yawn. I've never been this far from Trancy before... Quite near to you, you could hear a young boy shouting. "Plu Plu! You need to take a bath!" Plu Plu? What's a Plu Plu? A young blond boy with his hair pinned back approached you, his hands on his knees. He was breathing heavily and was soaked to the bone. "H-hello?" You asked and he gasped before looking up at you. He stumbled back in surprise and fell on his butt, his eyes the size of watermelons. "(Y-Y/N)?!"

Don't you just love the triplets now? They save yo lyfe bruh. Guess what? THE BLOOPERS ARE BACK!

Kira fell back into your chest. "Ow! You little glob you hit mah fudging boob!" Her shoulders start shaking... "Don't laugh, that hurt!"

*Claude and Bassy in the naughty corner with their arms chained to the wall* *holds a jar of souls in front of them* Sebastian screams like a fangirl and reaches forward. "Ermahgerd! Souls! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!" *everyone else roflmao when he can't reach the jar* *Claude depressed in the corner* "Shut it, Michealis. You're embarrassing every demon ever"

*Blank space plays* "THIS MAH FUCKING JAM, BITCHES!" *everyone dancing* *the girls laughing and having a good time, the boys singing to the girls* "BUT I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY! AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME!" *All the guys start dancing and Alois sings solo* *When the chorus started again, Alois started harmonizing* *He started nailing it like fucking Ariana Grande* *everyone clapping like crazy*

Hey, not as many bloopers but I've got a special planned. It has nothing to do with the actual story so if you want, you can save it for the end ;)