Idk why I decided to do this but I thought that just to have some fun I would make a SPECIAL behind the scenes chapter for y'all!!! This was A LOT of fun to write :D

FartSmell and SenpaiWillNotNotice productions are proud to present:

A DAY ON THE KITTEN IN DANGER SET!

9:00am

Interviewer: So, how does it feel to be a director and script writer for Kitten in Danger?

Author-chan: Well, since it's a sequel to my movie Kitten in Red, I'm familiar with the feeling. But it feels great, it really does. Of course, we still often refer (Y/N) as 'reader-chan' because of the book version

Interviewer: So what do you think of your chosen cast?

Author-chan: I love my cast, they're all the actors from Kuroshitsuji, the famous 'book' and now 'TV series', but my chosen cast? That's only (Y/N), but she's doing an amazing job. She's also getting along with everyone nicely.

9:30am - Introduction and interview with Author-chan

Author-chan: Hello! Welcome to 'A Day on the 'Kitten in Danger' set!' Nice of you to join us, I am Author-chan and for no reason at all my name will remain classified. So will the interviewer's. Hope you enjoy!

Interviewer: What do you usually do first in the mornings?

Author-chan: So, in the morning we all sorta have this little... vocal warm up that we like to do that gets us in the mood and it sort of... motivates us. It also helps the cast to improvise when someone fucks up... but that's never actually succeeded yet. So at about 10:00am when everyone is here, we do this little thing of ours. The only people who aren't allowed to be there are Finny, Soma and Agni, because they're kinda too innocent for some of the shit we do. We tried to get Lizzy out of it too, but she insisted. Only thing is... is that she takes what she says and turns into something to do with Ciel. Just wait and see.

10:00am - 'Vocal warm-up'

Author-chan: OKAY EVERYONE HERE WE GO!

Everyone else: *cheering and clapping*

*awkward silence*

Author-chan: EVERYBODY SAY 'SAUSAGE', KEEP IT GOIN'! Eggs, bacon, grits... SAUSAGE!

Alois: I'm a skinny bitch, but I still take the SAUSAGE!

Mey-Rin: I got red hair, but I still take SAUSAGE!

Hannah: Got a fat ass, but I still take the SAUSAGE!

Undertaker: Got a flat ass, but I still get a SAUSAGE!

William: Go to work every day, I still get that SAUSAGE!

Triplets: Wake up in the morning, I eat that SAUSAGE!

Sebastian: I'm a butler but I still take a SAUSAGE!

Ran-Mao: Sausage.......... SAUSAGE!

Grell: I'm a gay reaper but I still take SAUSAGE!

Elizabeth: White girl's swag, but I'll take Ciel's SAUSAGE! 

Lau: I smoke weed, but I still get a SAUSAGE! 

Reader-chan: MUUMENUUNUAANNEH, SAUSAGE!

Claude: I'm a demon, but you know I get the SAUSAGE!

Bardroy: I'm American and I still get SAUSAGE!

Ciel: Yeah, I read books, but they're all about SAUSAGE!

Everyone: SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAUSAGE!

Ronald: I like girls, can I still take sausage?

*everyone clapping and cheering again*

Author-chan: Nailed it!

10:30am - Short interview with Author-chan

Author-chan: So what we like to do before Finny, Soma and Agni arrive is.. you know... have a little fun. Not something nasty or any of that shit, we just sorta have a good time and crack some dirty jokes. Sometimes we even do the rude scenes, because we don't want them to feel left out y'know? So we don't have to like kick them out the room just to do like a yaoi scene or somethin'. We already have to kick Alois out the room for some scenes cause he starts giggling like a little shit. Also really awkward when we have to film sex scenes, so what we do, is we set up a couple cameras and the rest of them are hidden. Then, we all leave the soundproof room and let them do the scene undisturbed. If they fuck up, they just start again cause the amount of space on the cameras is a lot. Sometimes they like to spice it up a little, you know they do whatever the hell they're comfortable with. When the scene is done, the only people who are allowed to watch it are me and the editors.

Ciel: OI, AUTHOR-CHAN! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CAKE?!

Author-chan: UP YOUR ASS, I'M BUSY! FUCK OFF!

11:00am - The innocent trio's arrival

*door opens*

Author-chan: HEEEYYYYYYY, GUYS! How's it goin'?

Finny: Hello, everyone! Did we miss anything?

Everyone: Nooooooooo......?

Author-chan: Nah we just been setting up cameras and stuff

Soma: Oh, okay then! CIEL, WHERE ARE YOU?!

11:30am - Interviewing Mey-Rin, Bardroy and Sebastian

Interviewer: How does it feel when Finny, Agni and Soma arrive each day?

Sebastian: Yeah, it gets a little awkward when they arrive and everyone's already here, so we get some people to go out and hide and then walk in a while later. Makes it look like they just arrived

Mey-Rin: I mean, sometimes I feel bad about lying to them

Bardroy: But we don' exactly have a choice now, do we? Their ears are too innocen' for this

Interviewer: So, what's your job out of acting?

Sebastian: Well, I'm still Ciel's butler, but I obviously don't have to wear this sort of attire all the time, only on formal occasions

Bardroy: I'm a chef's apprentice

Mey-Rin: I don't really consider it a job, but I occasionally get called in to test out new guns. They pay me well, though

12:00am - Lunch

Author-chan: LUNCH TIME, BITCHES!

Everyone: AWWWWW YEAAAAHHHH!

1:00pm - Back to work

Author-chan: LUNCH IS OVER, LET'S GET GOING WITH SCENE 23!

Everyone: Hai!

*Lizzy, Ciel, Reader-chan and Sebastian get into carriage*

Reader-chan: Damn it all to hell! This costume itches!

Sebastian: Oi, that's my home you're talking about

Reader-chan: That's the fucking point!

Author-chan: *in the background watching on a camera* OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*awkward silence*

Author-chan: Scene 23, Take 3. And... ACTION!

2:00pm - Whatever this is

Claude: You see, I'm one hell of a butler too

Sebastian: Please, excuse me- fuck, can I just punch him ONE time for stealing my catchphrase?

Author-chan: CUT! Shit, Sebastian! For the last time, NO! And Claude, get your line right, you didn't say the whole thing!

Claude: *looking at script* Ahh, yes, you're right

Author-chan: Right, everyone ready? *everyone nods* Okay, Scene 23, Take 5. And... ACTION!

3:00pm - 30 takes later

Author-chan: CUT! Well done, everyone! 

Everyone: *clapping and cheering*

Author-chan: 30 takes later and we finally nail it!

4:00pm - Interview with Claude

Interviewer: So, Claude, what's it feel like to be the enemy once again? Although this time, it seems to focus more on you and the triplets than Alois and Hannah

Claude: Personally, I don't think Author-chan understands Claude's character at all. But I'm not usually one to complain when my role is so important

Interviewer: What are the 'intimate' scenes like for you and (Y/N)?

Claude: There's a reason why those scenes are kept quiet from everyone but, to be honest, we often sit there for a while and just talk to each other. Sometimes, we pretend to act out the scene just so we can see different positions and how far we'd be willing to go with each other. After that, we do it for real, and she does an amazing job acting it out every time. She is just so confident doing these scenes

Interviewer: How does it feel?

Claude: I won't say that. But what I will say is that it hurts like a bitch when she slaps me. Its kinda scary how into it she is, like if you look over at her now, she's having a grand old time... but when she gets into character, there's no stopping her. She often apologizes when she hits people too

Interviewer: What's your relationship with her off the camera?

Claude: Like, when we're not in character? *interviewer nods* Well, I wouldn't say we're the best of friends, but we do share a joke every now and then. She spends time with everyone, which is nice of her.

5:00pm - Interview with Author-chan

Interviewer: I've heard Sebastian and (Y/N) are actually together?

Author-chan: Well, its a long story really. This happened all the way back towards the start of the first movie. At first, they didn't really get along-

(Y/N): *in the background* He's a cocky bastard, that's why!

Sebastian: *laughing in the background*

Author-chan: After the first few scenes, they became good friends and spent most of their breaks away from everyone else, just talking and cracking a dirty joke or story sometimes. Everyone was shipping it behind their backs, even Mey-Rin. Well, when they first kissed on set, it happened. When the scene was over, they sort of just looked at each other and I could see it in their eyes. After that, they were inseparable. They tried to hide it, but people eventually picked up on it. Our make up artist, Tamaki-senpai, was obviously the last to notice, but that's Tamaki for you.

Interviewer: When did they tell everyone?

Author-chan: Most of us already knew, especially after I caught them making out one day, but lover boy decided to tell everyone when he approached me in secret and said he had a surprise for the birthday scene. Obviously, I had to ask him what it was because I'm the director. He told me he was going to propose and I was like: OOOHHHHHH MAAAHHHH GEEERRRRRDDDD! So, no one actually knew about the proposal except for me, Sebastian and a couple of cameramen so we could film the part where he goes to get the ring from his room. I had to duct tape a lot of people's mouths shut when they saw him pull out the box *laughs*

Sebastian: *from far in the background* W-WAIT... WHAT ARE YOU TELLING THEM?!

Author-chan: NOTHING, FUCK OFF!

6:00pm - Dinner

Author-chan: DINNER TIME!

Everyone except the 'Innocent Trio': FUCK YEAH!

Finny, Soma and Agni: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

*awkward silence*

Author-chan: WE'RE GONNA GET CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!

Everyone: AWWWWW YUSSSS!

8:00pm - Back to work again

Author-chan: OKAY, back to the set everyone!

Sebastian: What scene are we doing?

(Y/N): Not sure

Author-chan: Nah, we're gonna have an interview session with the two lovebirds and the rapist!

9:00pm - Interview with (Y/N), Claude and Sebastian

Interview: So, (Y/N), what's it feel like to be caught between these two demons?

(Y/N): Right now? It feels kinda awkward cause everyone just staring at me. NAH SON, BACK OFF! JESUS CHRIST, GIMME SOME SPACE! *shoves Claude and Bassy off their seats* Anyway, in the movie I know my character's heart belongs to Sebastian 

Sebastian: Love you too, baby

Interview: So what's your relationship off camera with these two handsome boys?

(Y/N): Well, Sebastian is my husband and Claude is my friend, isn't that right boys? *both demons nod* I never would have guessed I'd end up with this goof

Sebastian: Thanks

(Y/N): No problem *does a kawaii face with a peace sign*

10:00pm - Pack up

Author-chan: Okay, everyone! Good work today! The quicker you clean, the faster you can leave alright? Awesome! GET CLEANING, BRATS! SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!

Sebastian: *whispering to group of people* Every fucking day she does this. Don't get me wrong it is hilarious, but I can't believe every time we clean up she runs around screaming about titans and that she's actually Corporal Levi

Author-chan: GET TO WORK OR YOU'RE ALL ON STABLE DUTY FOR A MONTH!

Sebastian: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

11:00pm - Goodbye

Author-chan: Nice job today! Go home and get enough sleep! Don't be like me and stay up all night reading fanfictions! That means you too, readers. Goodnight. It was fun filming with you *does peace sign and winks*