Well,
I was right.

Other girls see all that I see in Jesse.
And he chose his first girlfriend ever.
And she wasn't a girl like me.

I was right.
If Jesse was going to date anyone,
He'd date a celebrity.
He'd date a girl like Kate.
And he did.

He asked out Ethel.
Ethel,
A singer second to Kate only in acting skills.
Ethel,
Who could out sing Kate and sometimes Hope.
Ethel,
Kate's other half.

Jesse picked the kind of girl like Kate,
The kind of girl that's effortlessly beautiful.
The kind of girl that's socially intelligent.
That's talented.
That's his equal in all things.

I knew he'd pick someone else,
No matter what Jasmine said,
But even though I was right,
I feel wrong.

Why would Jesse pick
Chorus member 46,
When he could have a lead?

Why would he ever look at me,
When he could have a girl like Ethel-
A girl like Kate.