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Kirito's Prank

"I am so winning Bullets of Bullets this year!"

"Technically you won I just did too..."

Sinon glared at Kirito "I mean I want to win by MYSELF this time! Besides... I would have one last time but you had kind of just saved me so I would have felt bad about killing you right there."

Kirito waved her off and closed his eyes while leaning against a wall "What time did the others say they would get here again? I don't want them to be late for my victory party."

She rolled her eyes and looked down at her watch "They should be here pretty soon. Lisbeth said she would help plan MY victory party!"

"Ugh! I'm hurt!" Kirito held a hand to his chest "After all I made Lisbeth my exclusive blacksmith!"

"What is there to fix on the sword of yours?!" Sinon smirked "The only metal piece on it is the handle!"

Kirito quickly unsheathed his sword "I'm the best swordsman in this game and this is the best sword!" he tried to coolly slip it into the sheath on his back only to miss. Sinon started laughing as Kirito glared at her "It's a force of habit ok?!" Sinon just kept laughing "Laugh while you still can this sword is what's going to take you down in B.o.B.!"

Finally a group of people walked up to Sinon and Kirito "Hey guys!"

"Hey Sinon!" Asuna looked around. "Um... where's Kirito?"

Before either could answer Klein pushed Asuna aside "Forget Kirito! Who's is this lovely lady here?!"

Sinon looked at Kirito then back at Klein. She started laughing "No silly that's K..."

Kirito quickly clapped a hand over her mouth "Uh one sec... I just need to borrow Sinon here real fast!"

He quickly drug her away until they were out of earshot of the others. Once her mouth was finally uncovered Sinon started yelling "What are you doing?!"

Kirito quickly shushed her and glanced over at the others "They all think I'm a girl just like you did..."

She kept glaring at him "Only because you tricked me!"

He rolled his eyes "How many times do I have to tell you... I didn't trick you!!! You just instantly assumed I was a girl because of my hair and I felt bad about correcting you!"

She raised an eyebrow "So you waited to tell me when I was changing my clothes?!"

"That was an accident!" he sighed "But back to the matter at hand... What I was trying to say is that they all think I'm a girl so let's play a little game!"

Sinon's glare lightened "How so?"

"Simple!" Kirito smirked "I pretend to be one of your friends you met in GGO! We all go to the tournament and they'll keep seeing my name on the board but they won't know which player I am! Then when it's over we'll tell them then have a good laugh about it!"

"Hmm..." Sinon thought for a second "Fine! But if anything goes wrong I blame you!"

Kirito smirked "Have I ever steered you wrong?!"

She started counting on her fingers "Tricked me into thinking you were a girl, didn't tell me you were an SAO survivor, dragged me into a battle with a player killer who turned out to be my best friend, ... should I go on?"

Kirito face palmed "You just won't let me live that down will you?"

She smirked "Nope! Now come on the others are probably getting suspicious!" Once back with the others "Sorry my friend just had to ask me something. Good to see that you all kept your appearance from the other games! That will make it a lot easier!"

Silica smiled while Pina sat on her shoulder "Ya the game gave us the choice to either create a new character or to directly transfer our old ones. Sense we're pretty much only here to watch you and Kirito compete we didn't change anything."

"I never got that choice..." Kirito muttered under his breath as he subconsciously played with his hair. Sinon was the only one who could hear and started laughing.

Leafa looked around "Speaking of Kirito... Where is he?"

"Oh... um..." Sinon thought for a second "He wanted to... get in some last minute training! He said he would just meet up with you after the tournament!"

Agil laughed "Sounds like Kirito all right! By the way... I don't believe we ever got your name miss!"

Everyone looked over at Kirito as he was twirling his hair "Who me?! Oh... um... I'm Sinon's friend! Uh... Kaiyo! Ya my name's Kaiyo!" Everyone just looked at him confused while he smiled nervously. "Well, as I was saying, Sinon thought that sense I was entering the B.o.B. too that I could help her show you guys around!" he smiled over at Klein and Agil. "Are you boys ok with that?" he tried to sound as sweet as possible and it clearly worked.

"Oh we don't have any problems with you joining us!" Klein put an arm around Kirito's shoulder "This should be lots of fun..." Sinon made a gagging gesture while Kirito just smirked.

Sinon and Kirito decided to take the others to the shop just so they could see all the different weapons in the game. Asuna looked at the swords then turned to Sinon "So is Kirito really the only player in the whole game that uses a sword?"

She nodded "Now that Death Gun's gone he's the only one as of now. They just aren't that popular."

Kirito smirked and came up behind her "You sure have to be one heck of a swordsman to win the B.o.B. with a sword!"

Sinon glared at him "Well HE didn't win! It was a tie!"

He glared back "KIRITO would have one! He just would have felt bad saving your life then turning around and killing you!"

"Ha!" she patted the hand gun at her side "He won't be able to beat me with this baby I picked up last week!"

Kirito crossed his arms "With HIS sword Kirito can block any on coming bullet!"

She glared harder "We'll just see about that!"

"Um guys..." they looked over at the others who looked a little scared. "You ok?" asked Lisbeth.

"Oh... uh... ya! We're fine!" Kirito sheepishly waved "We have discussions like this all the time!"

Silica raised an eyebrow "You talk about Kirito often?"

He deadpanned "Uh... well... um you see... Oh look they have a sale on rifles let's go check them out!" he quickly ran off leaving the others to follow him in confusion.

Once they had left the store they decided to walk around some of the park areas outside of town. Sinon looked down at her watch "The tournament will be starting soon. We probably should get going."

Kirito looked at his watch too "Ya your right we don't want to be late."

"Not so fast..." Sinon and Kirito quickly turned around only to find a whole guild standing in front of them.

Sinon glared at them "What do you want Dain?"

He smirked "Nice to see you too Sinon. And I see you've brought your little girl friend from last time."

"Quit calling me that!" Kirito growled "How many times do I have to tell you people?! I didn't get to pick my avatar!"

Silica whispered over to Lisbeth "Um... what is she talking about?" he just shrugged.

"Well whatever you are I'm not letting either of you enter the Bullets of Bullets. With you to out of the way I'm sure to win! Boys..." Dain looked behind him "Get them!"

They all rushed at Kirito and Sinon while the others could only watch without weapons.

When he saw them coming at him Kirito sighed "I guess I'll have to give up the game early." He turned to Sinon "You ready?"

She smirked "Always!"

Kirito unsheathed his light sword while Sinon backed him up with her hand guns. One would come running at him and he would flip over the top then hit him with his sword. Kirito would deflect bullets coming at him and Sinon while she shot at the one that fired. Before long only Dain was left. Kirito turned to Sinon "I'll take care of this..."

Dain full on glared "So you want to have a duel? Well that's fine by me... Kirito..."

"Kirito?!" Everyone yelled at once.

"It'll be you not entering the Bullets of Bullets this year Dain!" Kirito readied his sword and Dain his gun.

Bullets started flying but Kirito either dodged or deflected all of them. He kept getting closer and closer to Dain until he was right on top of him. Before he knew Kirito's sword was thrust through his chest.

Kirito twirled his sword a couple times then went to put it in the sheath on his back. Sinon just face palmed "Dummy!"

Kirito blushed "It's a force of habit ok?!" Sinon just kept laughing while he rolled his eyes and put it back on his belt. He looked over and saw that the others were gapping at him. "Uh... hi?" he awkwardly waved then pulled a piece of hair behind his ear.

Klein just gapped at him "You're... a guy?!"

Leafa glared at him "More importantly... You're Kirito?!"

Kirito looked over at Sinon "Little help please?"

She shook her head "I told you that if this all went wrong I would blame you. And I still do."

Kirito sighed and ran a hand through his hair "Ok long story short... when I came to stop I directly transferred my character over to GGO. At the time they didn't let you keep your avatar from other games so I got a new one. When Sinon and I first met she thought I was a girl because of the hair and I kinda didn't correct her..."

"That is until I took my clothes off..." Sinon interrupted.

He glared at her "How many times do I have to tell you that was an accident!!!" he sighed and looked back at the others "Does that make sense now?"

"So..." he looked to Agil "Basically you were just trying to pull one over on us?" Kirito nodded. He laughed "Well you sure got me and Klein here! He was just about ready to propose!"

"I was not!" Klein yelled.

Asuna rolled her eyes and walked over to Kirito. She gave him a peck on the cheek and held his hand. She leaned over to whisper in his ear "Do anything like this again and you die..."

Kirito gulped "Yes Ma'am!"

She smirked "You know..." she looked over to the other girls. She ran a hand through Kirito's hair "We could have some real fun with your hair..." the girls all laughed while Kirito dead panned.

He looked down at his watch "Oh too bad we don't have time now we have to get to the tournament!" he ran off ahead as the others followed.

Leafa walked over to Asuna "I say we try a French braid first!"

Lisbeth smirked "Then after that we can try a messy bun!"

"Or a pony tail!" Silica added.

Sinon smirked "Don't forget pig tails!" they all laughed the whole way to the tournament trying to decide different hair styles on Kirito.

He just groaned "Why does this always happen to me?!

Klein clapped him on the shoulder "Because you're the King of Harems!" Kirito just groaned.

(A/N - Well guys I hope you liked my little one shot :) Thanks for reading!)

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