Last oneshot for 2020! I hope y'all liked it! Anyway, we will be off!

3rd Person POV (ooh, new shit)

Kirishima was bored.

Simple as that.

The redhead had been sitting in bed all day, as it's a lazy Sunday. No classes. He finished his work early for once. Kaminari and Sero were going to see a shitty movie. The rest of the class was doing their thing.

So, to recap, Kirishima was bored.

And he still is.

He wants to find something to do, there's just absolutely no motivation to do anything at all.

He's still tired, still unmotivated, and, most importantly, still bored.

There was nothing to do.

Up until Bakugou fucking bursts into his room like the chaotic bastard he is.

"Okay, you're coming with me Shitty Hair,"

"I'm doing what?"

"Get up, bitch,"

"Why?"

"You're coming to my room so we can play fucking Uno,"

Well, okay, Kirishima was doing this, wasn't he?

The answer to his dumb as fuck question was obviously yes, as Bakugou tugged the redhead to his feet, grabbed his wrists, and pulled him along.

"Why was I summoned to play Uno with you on a Sunday?" Kirishima asked as Bakugou opened his door.

Still holding Kirishima's wrist, mind you.

"Because you were the closest person I could tolerate, you dumb fucker,"

"Aw, Blasty!"

"DON'T THINK I'M GOING ALL SOFT AND WHOLESOME ON YOU, SHIT FOR BRAINS!"

"I wasn't! Relax, bro!"

Bakugou dragged Kirishima into his room before closing, and locking, his door.

"I also bought some Pocky, just in case you wanted food," Bakugou sais, releasing Kirishima's wrist.

Much to both Kirishima and Bakugou's disappointment.

"Didn't take you for a junk food kind of dude," Kirishima smirked at Bakugou as he grabbed two boxes of Pocky.

They were the big ones that had multiple bags of Pocky in them, so those two would feast like kings tonight.

One box was normal Pocky, the other was cookies and cream, because fuck the rules.

"I'm not, but Pocky's good," Bakugou said, opening the cookies and cream box.

He pulled out a bag as he went under his bed, looking for his deck.

The box that held the deck was pulled out, and Kirishima noticed it was singed.

"Uh, any particular reason why the box is a little burnt up, dude?"

"NO FUCKING REASON, FUCK OFF! JUST GRAB A BAG OF POCKY, THEN WE CAN FUCKING START,"

"Alright, alright! Chillax, dude! Just curious!"

"Nosy fucking bastard..."

"I'm sorry! I won't ask anymore questions!" Kirishima laughed as he opened the box of normal pocky and cut his bag open with a hardened finger. "... after this one,"

"Oh fuck, what?"

"I have never played Uno," Kirishima admitted. "How does it work?"

Bakugou, Pocky half way up to his mouth, froze, eyes wide. He slowly looked at Kirishima in confusion and bewilderment.

"You're kidding..."

"Nope. Never played, not even once,"

"You...."

"Okay, I'm sorry I've never played a children's card game from Amer--"

"Get that fucking mindset out of your head right now, this is no damn children's game," Bakugou seethed, a piece of Pocky between his teeth.

He leaned in close to Kirishima, the pocky separating them.

"This is a highly competitive, extremely stressful game for adults,"

"We aren't adults though, bro,"

"You get the point, dumb fuck! This game is fucking cutthroat, and ends friendships,"

"Well... I did just have another game come into mind that ends friendships,"

Kirishima was feeling bold now.

You see, we all know the story, but in case you're new here...

The fuck are you doing? Read the other oneshots first, why are you reading this one before anything else?

But Eijirou Kirishima, our little gay shark, likes this little sparky spiky Pomeranian taco baby.

Why is he a taco?

No idea.

Kiri and the readers should just roll with it because the author has no clue what the fuck she's doing.

But Kirishima likes Bakugou.

And Bakugou, being the tsundere he is, likes the literal ball of ruby sunshine.

Why?

Have you seen this bitch?

This shark-toothed asshole is the brightest, happiest, and sweetest bitch known to man.

Like, unless you didn't like dudes, then this guy is almost certainly gonna catch your attention.

But notice how Kiri wants to play a game that ends friendships?

And notice how Pocky was thrown into the equation?

Catching my drift?

Cool.

Now I may proceed with the story.

"What game then, you crayola looking bastard?" Bakugou snarled at the redhead, a stick of Pocky still in between his teeth.

Kirishima, somewhat clumsily, moved the other end of the Pocky stick into his mouth with this look on his face.

The look you give someone when you're trying to be seductive and sexy, but it doesn't totally work, so you look like a douche?

Yeah, that one.

He made that face because he's a gay teenager who's never been in a relationship and doesn't know how to seduce a man.

Or anyone of any gender, for that matter.

"The fuck are you doing?!" Bakugou hissed.

Instead of explaining himself, like a normal person would do, Kirishima took a small bite of the Pocky, inching a bit closer.

"Get to the middle, and whoever chickens out first loses,"

Those few words triggered Bakugou's fight or flight.

Except Bakugou doesn't have that.

His is fight or fight.

Can you guess what he did?

Chomped on that bitch and met Kirishima's lips half way.

Because this is cliché anime yaoi fanfiction, and they need smooches.

But, for the sake of this oneshot and the fact that I need to match the prompt, the kiss isn't long.

They both pulled back, looking at each other, wonder painted across their features.

A small snort came from one of them. They couldn't tell you who it was from, even if they knew.

But soon the snort turned into giggling from the two teenagers.

The ash blond started laughing a bit louder.

And it made Kirishima's heart thump that much quicker.

His giggles were the manliest thing to bless the Earth, and the two boys seeing one another be happy and laughing made them feel even better.

A/N: help, i succ at endings. anyway, i had fun doing this, would definitely do it again. i hope y'all enjoyed! you like this shit? i have a kiribaku oneshot book i've been neglecting for a whole week so i could write this one. so you like gay pop rocks? i have a book for it. stay safe and healthy, y'all. - septic / spark