A/N: So, here's something to keep in mind: ya girl doesn't dance. But this was still the easiest thing to do. But here's another thing, _JellyBelly360_ does. So I asked her questions along with watching videos of the two styles (genres?) that I'm using. Also, U.A. is some sort of dance academy, I guess?

Here are their dance squads (more for me, just so I don't forget, but feel free to take a gander):

Tap:

Hagakure, Midoriya, Bakugou, Asui, Ojiro, Aoyama, Iida, Yaoyorozu, Uraraka

Break Dance:

Shinsou, Jirou, Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero, Ashido, Todoroki

Once again, I'm apologizing in advance, especially to those who do these styles of dance, because I haven't done tap since I was six, and I've never done breakdancing (though I used to want to when I was younger and it still looks appealing.) Anyway, on with the oneshot!

Kirishima's POV

"Kiri!" I heard Mina beam from behind me as I left the in school gym.

"What's up, Mina?" I asked, wiping a towel across my forehead.

"You know the tap crew from this year, right?"

"What about them?"

"Well, they're coming to our dance battle tonight?"

"Excuse me, what?!"

They were gonna watch us, or were they going against us?

"Yeah! We'll see them tonight, along with crew from Shiketsu, and a couple of other crews from both schools are coming to watch,"

"Hold up, we're not going to end up fighting against the tap crews, right?"

"Not that I'm aware of. Present Mic-sensei just said that the tap crew was coming. Or at least, that's all I heard,"

"Did you zone out half way through a lecture?"

"Yeah..." Mina sighed.

"And what happens when you do that?"

"I miss important information,"

"Yeah. Now, go round up the rest of the crew," I said, patting her shoulder. "I'm gonna hit the showers and then we can stretch, do a bit of practicing, and just talk as a team before tonight. Okay?"

"Yes, sir. You want fries with that?" Mina joked.

"Nope. Just that boneless pizza and a two liter bottle of coke,"

"On it,"

I started walking toward the mens locker room, sniffing the air the closer I got.

I don't want to walk in on the potheads during their session.

The coast seemed to be clear, so I walked inside, immediately going to my locker.

Several this way, another few that way, and some this way and boom, open.

"Oi, dipstick,"

I turned around to see a pair of scarlet eyes glaring at me, a sneer painted on this dude's features. His shoulders were broad and stiff, looking very tense.

"You're in front of my locker, so could you move?"

"Oh, sorry, man!" I apologized, moving to the right. "I don't think I've seen you around. What crew are you in?"

"None of your fucking business, Crayon,"

Crayon?

"Uh, what?"

"Just fuck off," the guy hissed as he opened his locker, grabbed something, and slammed it shut.

"Oh, later, bro!"

"Hope not!"

Well, isn't he such a ray of sunshine?

◇◇◇

"Our first matchups of the niiiiiiiiiight!" Present Mic-sensei whooped, the crowd cheering.

"We have Mina Ashido facing off against Camie Utsushimi!"

"KICK SOME ASS, MINA!" Sero yelled as we clapped and cheered for our pink haired compadre.

"I got it, shush," Mina said, cracked her knuckles.

It seemed like Mina was first.

"FUCK HER UP!" Kaminari whooped as Mina began.

She started with some quick, yet simple steps, never staying on one foot too long. She managed to get on her hands by doing a single, quick windmill. Going from that to a somersault, she landed on her hands, turning it into a handstand.

The crowd was going absolutely batshit crazy.

Glancing at the crowd, I tried to look for faces I knew, but no luck.

Until my eyes locked with a scarlet glare.

The dude who called me a crayon was glaring at me, scowling.

I was brought back to reality as a high heel clad foot almost kicked my teeth out.

The other girl was already dancing, so I was either staring at the dude too long, or Mina finished real damn quick.

"Yo, you okay bro?" Sero asked me.

"Yup! Fine!"

"He was staring at Katsuki Bakugou," Todoroki murmured.

"Wait, the gay tap crew captain?" Shinsou asked.

"Wait, he does tap?" Jirou asked.

"Hold up, he's gay?"

"Very homosexual," Todoroki confirmed for me.

"Oh... wowza,"

"Total tsundere too," Mina confirmed.

"Huh?"

"If he finds you cute, he insults you,"

"Oh...."

Ohhhhhh boy.

"What does that mean, Kiri?" Mina asked. "Omigosh! Did he insult you?!"

"I mean, he called me a crayon and a dipstick, but it's probably nothing,"

"Talk to him!"

"Why?!"

"He might like you!"

"WHY?!"

"You give off top energy, he's probably a total bottom, boom," Jirou shrugged.

"Jirou, what the fuck?!"

"The second match-up is Shouto Todoroki versus Inasa Yoarashi!"

"YOU GOT THIS, SHO!"

"Oi, Kiri," Sero tapped my shoulder and pointed me toward the crowd.

Scarlet glare, yet again.

"Okay, I'll be back before the second match-up ends, got it?"

"Wait, huh?"

"Sero, I'll be back!"

I walked off the stage, heading into the crowd.

No one seemed to notice, thank fuck.

His scarlet glare was still fixated on me, so I followed his eyes to finally get to him.

"What the fuck do you want?" he snarled when I got to him.

"The fuck is up with you, man?"

"What do you mean?"

"You! You're just glaring at me and not saying anything! The fuck is up with you?"

"Nothing, B-boy, now fuck off,"

"Not until I get answer, man! Did I do something to you?"

"You didn't do shit,"

"So what is up with you?"

"Fucking, whatever,"

"No, what? What's up?"

"Fucking, go out with me, asshole,"

What was the chance of Mina being right?

Almost 0%.

Did it happen?

Yes.

Why?

I don't know.

Help me.

Please.

"What?"

"Do I need to fucking say it again?"

"Do you?" I asked with a cocky smirk.

He smirked back at me.

"THE NEXT MATCH-UP IS READY!"

"I gotta go, but meet me outside. We can hit up a club if you want,"

"Fu... wha?"

"Cat got your tongue, pretty boy?" I asked before walking toward the stage.

"WAIT--"

A/N: YEET, DUNNO HOW TO END THIS, I'M SORRY, SHE'S BAD. STAY SAFE AND HEALTHY! - SEPTIC / SPARK