A/N: There will be a few side ships in this, okay? So, what we have is Tododeku (Todoroki × Midoriya), Shinkami (Shinsou × Kaminari), Tsuchaco (Tsuyu × Ochaco), Tetsukendou (Tetsutetsu × Kendou), and Minakage (Mina × Tokage). I know that one is a bit of rare pair, but hey, they're some funky li'l lesbians. Also, paintball is a big part of this. Good news is I've done paintball. Bad news is, it's been fucking years. So, if this is inaccurate, my apologies. Anyway, with that, we'll begin!

Kirishima's POV

"Okay, listen," Sero began with a sigh. "I love you guys, and I'd love to join you guys as your thirteenth wheel, but I'm not doing paintball with Bakugou again. He shot me in the dick once, he would do it again,"

Katsuki burst out into laughter alongside Mina and Denki, me sighing while they died.

"I understand your stance. If you don't wanna actually do it, that's cool too. But you're welcome to just come and vibe,"

"Sorry, no can do," Sero gave me a grin. "Got a date,"

"With who!?" Mina gasped.

"It's a secret," Sero gave a wink. "I'm off! Good luck!"

"WAIT, DON'T LEAVE, I NEED TEA--"

"Mina, we have to go now, or else we can't do the thing," Kendou said.

"Ooh!" Mina's attitude quickly shifted. "C'mon, let's go!"

"Alright, alright, let's go," I said with a grin as we left.

I was super excited for this. I used to do a bunch of paintball fights in middle school, but since I joined U.A., I haven't had the chance to go.

"Has anyone else gone paintballing before?" I asked. "I know Mina has, but I dunno about everyone else,"

"Yeah," Shinsou nodded.

"Nope!" Tokage said, popping the "p".

"Nah," Kaminari sighed.

"Mhm!" Ochaco grinned.

"No," Tsuyu shook her head.

"Yep," Tetsutetsu confirmed.

"Uh-huh!" Kendou gave me a thumbs up.

"No, but I've shot a gun before," Midoriya said, making me even more scared of the leaf haired boy.

"No," Todoroki said.

I looked at Katsuki, who just scoffed.

"I'll take that as a no," I said. "Okay! No worries, there will be people there to teach you how to do it!"

"Yeah, yeah,"

•••

After all of the newbies got their tutorial, we were all decked out in our gear.

"So, you guys mentioned a 'thing' before we left?" I asked.

"Mhm!" Ochaco beamed.

"We were thinking of doing a battle of the couples! To see which couple is the best!"

Oh boy.

I heard Katsuki's breathing get heavier beside me.

"So, how is this gonna work?" Shinsou asked.

"We rented out two battle grounds," Tsuyu stated. "There's six couples, so there will be three couples to a battle. Each couple will be a team with a different color. Once we have the two winners, they will face off while the other four couples will fight it out in the other battle ground,"

"Oh, this is a cool idea!" Tetsutetsu grinned.

"So, here are the colors we have," Mina said as she came back with several cups in hand. Kendou and Tokage were behind her.

"We have pink, green, red, turquoise, blue, and yellow. Take your picks!" Tokage grinned.

"We'll take green," Ochaco said, grabbing the two green cups and handing them to her girlfriend.

"Red all the way, baby!" I grinned, handing Katsuki one of the cups.

"It'll look like blood," I heard him whisper.

"Yellow," Shinsou said, handing his boyfriend a cup.

"Aww, babe!" Denki cooed at his boyfriend.

"You guys are so fucking gross," Katsuki scoffed.

"Says you! Y'ain't quiet as you think!" Mina said.

"And? Neither are you!" I said.

"Guys, does everyone have a color?" Todoroki asked.

Once everyone got a confirmation, we flipped a coin.

Heads was arena one, tail was arena two.

We were in arena one, alongside Tetsutetsu and Kendou, and Ochaco and Tsuyu.

"READY?!"

"YEAH!"

A loud bang sounded from where we were, and Katsuki and I took cover behind an empty van.

The van was just a prompt and had some windows knocked out, so the balls could easily go through.

Glancing at Katsuki, I could see his finger tapping the trigger over and over.

"Hey, babe, cool it. Your safety isn't on, you might shoot when you don'y mean to, I whispered, only getting a middle finger.

I could faintly hear footsteps, approaching quickly from the other side of the van.

Peeking through the window, Tetsutetsu was using his Quirk, arriving quickly.

"Stay low," I whispered before putting my gun up to the window.

Releasing maybe four balls at once, none popped on him.

Another gun popped by my head and before I could totally comprehend everything, a ball popped on Tetsutetsu's vest.

"Way to go, babe!" I said as we hid back behind the van, filling our guns again.

"Gotta move," he whispered, grabbing me by the hand and tugging me along.

So we ran.

But while we were running, a pellet flew past my face.

Turquoise.

But before I could turn around, Kendou's footsteps faded as the trees rustled.

Fuck.

"Someone's in the trees," I whispered.

"Froggy bitch," Katsuki mumbled.

"Should we split up?"

"Not a terrible idea. But if you see someone, meet back up at the van, or when you got the other one," Katsuki whispered.

"Got it," I nodded. "Love you,"

"Love you too,"

We went our separate ways, as we looked for Ochaco and Tsuyu.

Tsuyu's in the trees, so if I hear them rustling, I'll know she's following me, leaving Katsuki with Ochaco.

"Alright, Tsu," I hummed. "Come out, come out, wherever you are?"

A green ball splattered by my foot.

One of them is close.

Right beside it, a leaf fell.

Tsuyu.

Turning to the trees, I shot a few pellets, and heard one splatter, but it could've been the tree. So I waited for mpre movement.

So when I heard the movement, I loaded my gun a bit more.

Yet Tsu came out, not looking like she wanted to shoot me.

Red was splattered on her chest.

"Nice job, Kirishima-kun," she said to me.

"Thanks. You did good too," I gave her a thumbs up, since she couldn't see my face due to the coverings.

Alright, back to the van.

I began retracing my steps, listening for more footsteps.

That's when I felt a pellet splatter on my back.

Turning around, I saw Katsuki.

"Shit, that was you?!"

Feeling my back, I got the paint on my gloves, and sure enough, it was red.

"Did you lose Ochaco?"

"Mhm," he grumbled. "Damn floaty bastard,"

"It's okay. She's the last one left, so if we stick together, we might be okay,"

"Fine,"

We walked around together, taking temporary cover.

"ONE MINUTE REMAINING,"

"Or, we could try to stay unscathed the rest of the match," he shrugged.

"Well, I don't think I'm what you'd call unscathed, Katsuki,"

"I thought you were Round Face, okay?! Sue me,"

"No, it's Tsuyu,"

I was smacked lightly by my boyfriend before a small pellet flew between the two of us.

"She's here,"

"Hey, boys!" she grinned.

She's gonna monologue.

Before she could even start, Katsuki shot her in the arm.

"Way to go, baby!" I whooped, hugging Katsuki.

Then he shot me again.

"Why?!"

"I have a really itchy trigger finger, asshole!"

•••

The remaining matchup was probably the worst possible one.

It was us against Todoroki and Midoriya.

Lemme rephrase that.

It was Katsuki against Midoriya.

"Wow. That'll be chaotic," Denki said, pulling off his pink splattered goggles.

"Ya think?" I scoffed.

"Good luck, boys!" Mina grinned.

"You got this!" Tetsutetsu was cheering for both sides, so let's see how this one goes.

"READY?!"

"YEAH!"

A loud bang, and everyone was off.

We were in another arena, with a few walls and corners here and there, reminding me of an area off the Great Plateau in Hyrule.

"Okay... okay, how can we work this out. Quirks are allowed, so Midoriya might be hopping around from wall to wall, plus other shit," I mumbled. "Uh... if you see them, move quickly and quietly. And, Katsu, you can't quite use your Quirk without causing a scene and drawing attention--"

"Hold this," Katsuki said, handing me his gun and his ammo.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"You'll see," he said, pulling off his gloves.

"KATSUKI," I whisper yelled. "DON'T. YOU. D--"

I was cut off by loud explosions.

"KATSU--" "Trust me on this," he said, pulling his gloves back on.

We're fucked.

"What's the plan?" I hissed.

"Stay behind me. You're one through six o'clock. Tell me which direction they're coming from," he snarled. "Back to back,"

Pressing our backs together, I attempted to keep a vigilant eye out for the two.

Izuku probably has a really complex plan, that he'll use to shoot us both in the smallest amount of time.

A path of ice began growing in the distance.

"Ice path, dead ahead," I whispered.

"Run to the left, I'll stay here. Try to shoot him on his way here," Katsuki whispered, tapping my hand twice.

I tapped him back, running off. I did my best to keep an eye on Katsuki, but I wasn't able to do that long without something pelting a tree next to me.

"KATSUKI!" I yelled in the opposite direction, making Shouto pause and turn.

Perfect.

As he sped by again, I shot at him, landing a shot on him.

Not without him landing a blue shot over my goggles.

I walked over to Shouto, offering him a hand.

"Nice shot, dude," I gave him a grin he couldn't see.

"You too," he said in his monotone voice.

Wait.

"Fuck, now it's Katsuki against Midoriya,"

"This oughta be good," Todoroki said as we walked out of the arena together.

"Oh no," Mina said, paling when she saw us both out there. "Please tell me it's over and those two aren't in there alone,"

"They are," Todoroki deadpanned.

"Ooh, sounds like a good fight!" Ochaco grinned.

"Well, not quite," Denki murmured. "It'll be bloody murder,"

"Midoriya's gonna break a bone or two," Shinsou said.

"Anytime he's awake he breaks a bone, let's face it," I said as I pulled off the now tinted goggles.

Dear God, please tell me this ends quickly.

"FINAL ROUND IS OVER!"

I held my breath and bit my lip, looking at the exit to the arena, waiting to see if Katsuki was blue or if Midoriya was red.

The other arena opened, with Kendou and Tetsutetsu grinning, hand in hand.

"You two win?" I heard Denki ask them.

"Yep!"

"Way to go!" Mina grinned.

The door to the other arena opened.

Katsuki's goggles and mask were off, a triumphant grin on his face.

Oh, thank god.

"Way to go, babe!" I grinned, grabbing him by the waist and giving him a kiss.

"So, this means that Kiribaku is the superior couple!" Tokage said.

"Yeah we a-- huh?!"

A/N: The ending is weak, I know. I just wanted to get this out. I hope it's okay. I don't quite knkw if you'd consider this a total "disaster date", but I think shooting your significant other on accident several times isn't totally planned. But knowing Bakugou, maybe it is. Anyway, that's all! I love you guys! Stay safe and healthy! - Septic / Spark