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Jaehyun was caught off guard after he read what Taeyong texted him.

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DADDY MARRY ME!

"I mean I know, I'm hot but that doesn't he has to catch me off guard like that. Ouf! My heart is beating so fast. What do I do?!" Jaehyun paced around his small bedroom and rubbed the bridge of his nose. Suddenly he recalled the fire brigade.

The fire brigade of his life.

"Nakamoto Yuta. Motherfucker where the bitch ass fuck are you?" The number of curses he used in one sentence was-
Nevermind...

The phone rang three times when Yuta answered the call.

"Hel-"

"Motherfucker! Drop your fucking hello! Where the fuck have you been for the past few days?!" Jaehyun cursed, basically yelling on the phone until he heard some beeps in his ear. "He hung up?! BITCH HUNG UP ON MY FACE?!" He was furious at this so he called the older again.

"Bitch-"

"Don't fucking curse or I'm hanging up!" Yuta said it straight, his tone laced with annoyance and the feeling of not wanting to talk at all.

"Fine. Where have you been, sir? May I know, please? Your best friend has been worrying about your not-so-helpful ass." Jaehyun's bold voice was dripping with venomous sarcasm which made Yuta chuckle.

"I'm busy protecting my client. Why? What problem do you have now?" The man asked bluntly. He already knew his troublesome best friend has caused some problem which he has to fix anyway.

"Okay, so the problem is that I've been texting this cute ass boy who was kinda doubtful about his sexuality but he now realised that he isn't straight. A few days ago I helped him jerk off for the first time." Yuta hummed. "So last night, I told him that I like him but he didn't seem to be fazed at all but I like him genuinely." Yuta again hummed while listening to his best friend rambling. "I showed him my face after he said that he hasn't seen my face but I have seen his so I sent him a simple picture of mine and he texted me, 'Daddy marry me.'" Something tinged in Yuta's head.

"What does he call you?"

"I wanted him to call me Daddy and he would sometimes sarcastically call me daddy."

"Does that boy sometimes call you Jae?"

"Yes, wait! How do you know?!" Jaehyun was indeed surprised at the question. Best friend telepathy? Mind reading? Magic? Is that m'fuck around here somewhere?

"Is your so-called baby boy, Lee Taeyong?!" Yuta exclaimed.

"ARE YOU MY BABY BOY'S BODYGUARD WHO IS CRUSHING ON?!" Jaehyun exclaimed along.

"Bro, what the fuck? That's cringing." Yuta was grossed out at the kinky name of his client which his best friend just called him.

"Do I give a fuck about your poop like opinion? Obviously, not!"

"And you also mentioned he crushes on me? Wow!" Yuta chuckled nervously already sensing the possessive vibe from Jaehyun.

"Just tell him you have someone already! I don't want him to crush on a bitch ass like you. You aren't handsome as me too." Jaehyun flipped his hair while Yuta scoffed.

"Right. I'll just answer the phone call of the love of my life in front of him" Yuta said because he knew Jaehyun will be choke-slamming him if he doesn't tell Taeyong to back off.

"Yeah, whatever." Jaehyun was about to hang up but something hit.

Why didn't Yuta say anything about me texting Taeyong and calling him names?

"Oi Nakamoto?" Jaehyun called out.

"Nani?" Yuta's inner Japanese hoe came out.

"You don't mind me sexting Taeyong? He is an idol and your job is to protect him. Then-?"

"I knew you would ask this." Jaehyun was silent. A frown formed on his beautiful angelic features. "I know it has been hard for you for the past five years living without love and affection. Your parents being total assholes kicked you out because you loved the wrong person. That motherfucker left you broken. I won't say any more about this as you're very sensitive about it. After five years, you genuinely liked someone and I won't stop you. If possible, I'll help you get along with Taeyong no matter what."

"Why would you? You might be risking your job." Tears rendered their way into Jaehyun brown orbs and were now threatening to roll down his cheeks.

"Fuck my job. I care for you more than I care for my dumbfucking job, Jae. You're my best friend. I love you, bro." Yuta was genuinely expressing his thoughts. He has seen Jaehyun in his worst and he wishes to see the said man in his best. If Taeyong is making him happy, then he won't hesitate to even kill a person for his best friend. If possible he would turn around fate to make Jaehyun happier.

"What did I ever do that I deserve your fucking bitch ass?" Jaehyun said as he sniffled and gently wiped his stray tears.

"Made my life miserable, duh!" The best friends burst out laughing.

"Get back to work, Baka!" Jaehyun scolded as he remembered that his best friend is on duty.

"Roger!" Yuta joked and hung up laughing.

Maybe loving Taeyong won't be a problem.

With a small smile, Jaehyun lay on his soft bed for a dreamless night.

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I'm okay!

*yeets outta the window*