"King Banana!" To say that I'm mad was an understatement. "That was dangerous! Why did you throw a vase at m—" I wasn't able to finish my sentence when he throw another vase at my TV.

Napahawak na lang ako sa nuo ko and I tried to understand him. Maybe he's shocked dahil ngayon lang sya nakakita nang TV.

I sighed heavily at nilapitan ko sya and I was shocked to see him shaking and he's on the verge of crying!

"Hey, are you okay? I didn't mean to frighten you" I'm not someone who would enjoy the misfortune of others kahit na mayaman ako. I will be a bitch if I'll laugh at him. I knew that he's acting like this since he's not accustomed to this new place and things.

Napaupo naman sya at gumapang sya palayo sa akin.

"Don't put a curse on me!" Naiiyak na sabi nya kaya agad akong nakonsensya. He really looks so afraid.

"Shoddy, I'm not a witch, Okay? That thing was a television. You can watch from it. It's an advance technology. I don't have a magic power. I'm a normal human being" mahinahon na paliwanag ko at tinitigan nya naman ako.

"Really?" Tanong nya at tumango ako.

"Yes, Come here shoddy. I won't hurt you. I'm your wife here, right?" I'm not that bitch kaya hindi ko na sya inaway pa. Gumapang naman sya palapit sa akin at umupo sya sa lap ko at niyakap nya ako. "Why are you scared to witches?" Tanong ko habang pinapakalma ko sya.

"They killed my Mom" bulong nya at itinuro nya yung TV. "How does that thing works?"

"Well, you need electricity but since sinira mo na iyan then you can just watch at the guestroom" paliwanag ko at pinaalis ko sya sa lap ko at hinila ko na sya patayo at iniwan ko na sya para dahil kailangan ko pang mag luto.

I have maids but I let them go back to our main mansion since I don't want them to see Shoddy for the mean time.

I could also order a take out but Banana who knows what Banana would do if he sees another person.

**SHODDY's POV**

I sneaked at her back when she was not looking.

This era was strange and I'm so unfamiliar with it. I was well aware that I'm not in Oink era but I just want to infuriate that stupid peasant.

Just look at how she's taking care of me now!

I saw a big coffin here previously kaya hinanap ko iyon and nakita ko itong nakasandal sa wall.

Why would she even put a coffin inside her house and instead of placing it down, she let it stand and lean on the wall.

Agad ko itong nilapitan at dahan-dahan ko itong itinumba. It was extremely heavy but I made sure na wala akong kahit anong ingay na nagawa. And there are black ropes that was even connected to the wall.

"Why would that stupid peasant have a coffin on her house? Did she murdered someone or is she preparing for her death?" I whispered and I carefully opened the strange metallic gray coffin.

Whats more surprising was when I opened it, the gray metallic coffin emitted a cool air and it was even full of vegetables, fruits and even meat!

"How disgusting!" I muttered. The top part of that strange coffin which contains meat have a thick layer of Ice too! What sort of black magic is she using?

I leave it there and I went back to where that stupid peasant was and I'm shocked to see her using a rectangular object which has a fire on it!

"Lowly peasant! What are you doing?" Tanong ko at itinuro ko ang bagay na ginagamit nya. "Why aren't you using charcoal or woods? How did you manage to create fire using that?"

"As you can see, I'm cooking and this thing that I'm currently using was called a stove. I don't need to use woods to create fire and this was more convenient to use. I also have an electric stove" sagot nya at sinamaan nya ako nang tingin so I did the right thing to do. I slapped her hard.

This stupid ugly peasant was becoming more audacious! How dare she meet this Kings gaze!

"What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you slapped me again!" hindi makapaniwalang usal nya habang nakahawak pa sya sa pisngi nya.

"Don't slander this King. I just slapped the mosquito at your ugly face. Don't worry, you won't get ugly since you're already ugly" I said as a matter of fact and I blow the fire on the stove pero hindi iyon namatay!

This thing was amazing!