I ran to the door for as fast as I can and I opened it.

"A sword!" I shouted when I saw a sword that was hanging on someone hips. I made a dash and I stole it.

"I got my self a sword!" I waved it around happily and that's when I noticed my two subordinates. I paled when I saw them glaring at me so I hide the sword at my back.

"My King" Mason kneeled "please give my sword back" he demanded.

"Don't slander me! I don't have it!" I answered untruthfully and I heard him sighed.

"It seems like you're having fun, your Highness" I can hear the sarcasm in Laboure's tone. Damn it! He's going to scold me again!

"I thought we have a deal that you're going to bring your consort back to our Kingdom after you've got her pregnant. We've been waiting for almost four months already. Why are you wasting your time here? Did you forget that you have a Kingdom to manage?! Don't act like you have so many leisure time at your disposal!" I hide at the back of Mason as I sneaked a peek at Laboure. I knew it! He did scold me like he always do!

"You're ugly" and he's scary when he's freaking mad at me!

"Your Highness. That tactic won't work at me!" He commented dryly. Fine! Whatever! "And do you have any idea how far this rundown place to the place that you should be staying at! What are you doing in this unworthy place anyway?. You always made us chase you everywhere! Stop fooling around" I can feel him burning holes at my head! And I'm sure he will beat me if I run again this time.

"Fine!" I relented and raised my hand slightly before they bowed and kneel in front of me.

"Reporting your Highness. I, Prince Laboure Ynav II advisor and right hand man of his Highness, King Shoddy Banana was here to deliver a message from the ministers of our kingdom" he announced formally like he always do. When he was doing his duty he can't just address me with whatever it is, so casually. We may be friends but I'm still a King after all and he still need to show some respect.

"Proceed" I muttered and he bowed again.

"Your highness. The ministers were waiting for your arrival. You've delayed it for almost four months already and they're getting restless. They required you to go back immediately upon receiving this message. And according to them, you should stop slacking off of your duty as a King" damn it! Those ugly old man was really annoying! I should cut their heads one by one!

Laboure was still waiting for my response and he's clearly getting irritated already by my slow response. Ohhh! I can see the vein popping at his head already! Everyone was a pain in the ass!

"I recieved the--" I didn't get to finish what I'm about to say dahil biglang tumakbo palapit sa akin si Gashin and she's freaking crying. I frowned and I wiped her tears.

"Who made you cry?" I asked. I want to show her the sword that I stole but I knew that Laboure will just scold me again.

Damn it! This Peasants nose was cute! I want to bite it!

"Don't go" she whispered but she's sobbing so hard that makes it hard for me to understand what she's saying.

"What?" I asked and I saw her tummy. "Your belly was fat. You look ugly as always" I commented as I hug her tighter. And I sneaked my hands inside her shirt at hinaplos ko ang tyan nya. I missed her. I missed her so much. She's back in my arms again. I won't ever let her go again. Unti unting tumulo ang luha ko and I buried my face on her neck.

"Don't go Banana. I'm so sorry for what I've did. Don't leave me alone. Please, Forgive me Banana" she kneeled kaya hinila ko sya patayo and I bit her cheeks.

"My Lady, why would the King leave you here? I don't get it?" Nagtatakang tanong ni Mason.

"I'm so sorry. I have a relationship with your King. But I did a terrible mistake. This child that I'm carrying was not his child. Please just give me some time. Let me at least make it up to him" pagmamakaawa ni Gashin.

"What?! But--" hindi na natapos ni Laboure ang sasabihin nya dahil nag salita na ako.

"That's my baby" mahinang usal ko and I licked her neck. Damn it! I'm too happy and it makes me want to eat this stupid ugly Peasant!

"No! This is not yours Banana. I cheated on you" pagtatanggi naman nya so I bite her arms.

"I just found out a while ago that you're carrying my child" bulong ko sa kanya and I blushed.

"How come--" hindi ko na sya pinatapos magsalita and I kissed her. Damn it! We're going to have a baby and I didn't even get to touch her body!

"Remember the day you bought me to the hospital?" Tanong ko sa kanya at tumango naman sya "You told me not to wander around but I got curious so I sneaked inside their laboratory to get some scalpel and I saw an old lady and she's carrying some containers. Pinakialaman ko iyon nung hindi sya nakatingin" napangisi ako dahil sa sinabi ko.

"It doesn't make sense" usal ni Gashin.

"The other containers were empty aside from one. It has a label " AARON" written on it so I took it. And I found out that it was just a gross sperms of his. I thought it's a competition and they were admiring his sperm so I took another container and I've put my noble sperms there thinking that they will praise me for having such a perfect and handsome sperms" I proudly narrated what I've did and I heard Mason snorted.

"You sound like a freaking thief" Laboure stated so I glared at him. I'm going to kick his ass later!

"I even draw a banana fruit on the label of my own container and I swapped it. And when we're going home already you saw the container that I'm holding and that's the container of Aarons sperm. I throw it at the ground so it's impossible for you to consive his child" bahagya pa akong napatawa at mas napaiyak naman si Gashin. "unless his sperm was strong enough to go out of that container and follow you back to our house" dagdag ko pa.

"But--" hindi na naman natapos mag salita si Gashin dahil nag salita din si Mason.

"My Lady, the child you were carrying was the heir of our Kingdom that's why we went here to get you and His Highness, King Shoddy Banana back to our Kingdom. We thought that his highness knew that you're carrying his child and he decided to spend some time to fool around here" usal nya and he tried to get his sword back so I kicked him.

"How did you know that this baby was his?" Nagtatakang tanong nya. This Peasant was clearly happy with this news.

"When are we going to get married?" I asked but they just freaking ignored me!

"Because the mage told us that you're going to conceive the heir of our Kingdom the moment his Highness sperm was put in your womb. Everyone in the kingdom knows it  and we though both of you know it too. But sadly, there have been a misunderstanding here" Laboure shrugged. So we wasted four  months because of a misunderstanding! I knew it! She didn't cheat on me!

"I'm a daddy" I stated and they ignore me again. How rude of them! I sniffed and I looked at my ugly Peasant Monkey "You should take care of me" I sniffed again and I hugged her.