"Peasant! Come here!" Sigaw nya kaya napabuntong hininga na lang ako. I've tried searching an information about Oink era but it seems that anything about it was totally non-existent but I'm sure that it did existed because it was a part of our lesson back when I was still in highschool.

I tried to ask someone about it and I don't know why but their answer was they don't know anything about it nor did they heard about that era.

Oink era has been a part of our history and I'm really wondering why everyone forgot about that. I'm thinking that it vanished since the King from another era was now residing at my home, on the modern year.

I admit that he was a drop dead gorgeous man. He was tall and mascular. He's really fit to be a King.

The thing is, he's not fit to live in a modern year. Sanay sya sa mga makalumang bagay and he's totally clueless about everything in the modern year.

"Lowly peasant! How dare you make this King wait for a useless piece of trash like you!" He screamed at the top of his lungs kaya nagmadali na akong pumunta sa kanya.

"Don't slap me again otherwise I'll throw you out of my house" Pag babanta ko sa kanya dahil hanggang ngayon ay masakit pa din ang pisngi ko since ilang beses nya na din akong nasampal.

Everything seems so absurd pero naniniwala ako sa kanya dahil pati mga documents ko ay napalitan na lang bigla.

I can even understand why he slapped me whenever I look directly at him. On the past Era, It was considered as a disrespect to the king if you meet his gaze. You can't even touch a King unless you want to commit a crime and pay it with your life.

I know that since I studied that years ago and I know how he ruled with an iron fist. I even know about his achievements. I do admire him for how he see things with justice.

But this is the modern year and not the Oink era. I'm used to being served at not the other way around.

"Why are you day dreaming? You look stupidly ugly so stop that and tell me where should I pee!" Sigaw nya na naman and I'm thankful dahil hindi nya ako sinampal.

Fine, Since he was TEMPORARILY my husband habang hindi ko pa alam kung paano sya mapapabalik sa Oink era then I should teach him a thing or two. It would be extremely embarrassing if people got to know that my "husband" was totally ignorant.

"Get down on the toilet first, Mr. Banana" inis na sabi ko and luckily, sumunod kaagad sya.

"This is not your throne" I pointed at the toilet and he nodded in agreement. "This is where you pee rather. You just need to push this para mag flush" pagpapatuloy ko pa.

"Oh? That's wonderful. Where did you put my throne then?" Tanong pa nya at halatang namangha sya sa toilet dahil inilapit nya pa ang mukha nya dito.

"I'll let you use my swivel chair at my company but you need to listen to me. As you can see, You're not at Oink Era but on the future rather. I'll teach you everything that you need to learn in here. I know you can understand me because I believe that you're smart enough to be aware on your surrounding" sabi ko then tinitigan nya ako bago sya tumango.

"It seems that I've underestimated you, peasant. You surely noticed those things well. Then I command you to teach this King and I'll reward you a pot of golds" mayabang na sabi nya kaya sinamaan ko sya nang tingin.

"But will you leave this King alone first? I still need to pee and you're too ugly and you don't deserve to even look at my body" nandidiring dagdag pa nya at pinagtabuyan nya na ako.

What a shameless man!

Did he really think that I would glance at him while he was peeing?