“So, Dipper mentioned something called…Weirdmaggedon.” King stiffened. Luz flopped onto the couch, jolting the demon. “I was wondering what that was about.”

King hummed. “The greatest party ever.” Luz raised a brow. “It was! It took millennia to plan and plot it! And it was great for the week it lasted!” He hopped onto the couch. “TIME WAS DEAD, AND MEANING HAD NO MEANING! EXISTENCE WAS UPSIDE DOWN, AND I REIGNED SUPREME!” King flopped back down onto the couch with a nostalgic sigh. “It was fun while it lasted.”

Luz considered this. “Was it actually?”

“No!” A yell came from the kitchen. “No, it wasn’t!”

King hopped up onto the couch arm, pointing in the direction of the kitchen. “SHUT IT PINE TREE!”