Requested by icybyitzy
Hitman AU
Cindy is 20, Buggs is 21

Cindy's PoV

I was called into the office by the boss for, what Carla called it, the biggest mission of my life. I walked into the office to come face to face with Felix, my boss, sat in his desk chair. Adam was stood next to him with files in his hand.

"Ah, Cindy. Glad you could come in today. We need you for an important mission." Felix started. I cross my arms and wait for him to continue. "Have you ever heard of Buggs Cartman? He's the brother of Eric Cartman, a well known hitman specialist. He'd be devastated if his brother was to go missing or die."

"So you want me to take out the brother of Eric Cartman but not Eric Cartman himself?" I ask. He nods.

"Its simple really. When you kill him, you'll leave a note from us. Eric will be allerted, be given the note and back down. If he doesn't back down, we'll take more and more people he cares about out, which is very few people. If that doesnt work, we'll send our best out to take out the big guy himself, understood?" He explains. I sigh and nod. "Good. Adam, the files."

Adam hands me the files. "Everything you need to know about the mission is in there. Come back to the office at 10pm. Have a nice day, Cindy."

"Bye." I say to them both. I walk to my office and sit down at my desk. I open the files to see what it says.

'Target: Cartman, Buggs

Mission Type: Undercover

Mission Objective: Eliminate or Capture the Target.

Additional Information: At 10pm you are expected back at Mr Huxley's office in an outfit fit for clubbing. You will be sent off to the club to find the target and complete the mission objective. How you do choose to do this does not matter, as long as you are not caught. Leave the note provided in your files at the club.

- Agent A'

So I'm left with 3 hours to get an outfit for a club and get ready. Should be easy enough. I walk to the undercover closet and look inside for a good outfit. I see Nugget and Lily looking for stuff as well.

"You two wanna have a make out session in here or something?" I ask, looking at the dresses. Lily jumps in fright while Nugget merely flinches. They both turn to me.

"N-No, we are here to find Halloween costumes. We're meant to be going to a Halloween Party to take out a loan shark." Lily says, walking over to me.

"Nugget still doesn't agree to the plan." Nugget mumbles, looking through all the costumes.

"What's the plan?" I ask Lily.

"I have to seduce the Loan Shark into a room which Nugget will be hiding in. He'll take him out and we hide him under the bed and leave. The lessons you've been giving me are gonna really pay off here." She says. I smile and pick out a tight pink and red ombre dress and some matching heels.

"Well, I'm stealing that idea for my mission as well. Don't forget your training, Lils." I say, walking towards the door. "Also, wear the zombie school girl outfit. I'll do your makeup as well." I say before leaving the room to go to the dressing rooms.

1 hour later

I sat at my desk, preparing what I'm going to do for the mission. My outfit was ready and I had planned out my hair and makeup so all that was left was a solid plan. I tap my nails against my desk but stop when I get a tap on my shoulder. I turn around to see Lily in the zombie school girl outfit.

"Perfect! All you need is your hair and makeup doing and maybe a few alterations to the outfit." I take her to the dressing room and sit her down. I do her makeup and put her hair into high pigtails, messing them up a little bit. I alter her outfit just a bit to make it more skimpy and smile.

"Done!" I say. She looks in the mirror and gasps.

"Thanks Cindy!" She says and leaves the room. I go back to my desk and carry on planning it out.

10:00 pm

I walk into Felix's office, this time in my outfit. I curled my hair and did my makeup just to add to it.

"We already have Agent D driving you there. She'll be joining you on the mission but just so its more natural instead of just going into a club yourself. I believe she's taking Agent Tucker and Agent Tweak as well. She's out back. Here are some earings. They're basically headsets but more discreet so you can talk to Agent D." Felix explains. I nod and leave the room.

Ooooooo so im kinda proud of this one. Also yes, some of the names are from South Park. Its all part of a headcanon my friend and i came up with. I'll probably explain it in a future shitposts chapter.

Also if you want the Nugget and Lily Point of view as seperste oneshot, then I'll make that. :3