okay i've decided to give them all nicknames to make it 10x better for comedic value

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okay names

monty- prostitute
cindy- pigtail dumbass
buggs- weed man
jerome- sucker4yoyos
penny- detroit become human
felix- insomnia enthusiast
ted- sweetheart
billy- barb
lily: flower girl
carla: pyromaniac
adam/kid: timewarper
nugget: chicken

feel like i'm forgetting someone but oh well enjoy

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prostitute: now who the fuck named me

pyromaniac: HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS ABSOLUTE CLASS

sucker4yoyos: guilty🤷🏼‍♀️

sweetheart: oh thanku for the nice name:D

barb: WHY AM I CALLED BARB

flower girl: teddy i think we are the only ones with good names

chicken: nugget thinks his name is good

insomnia enthusiast: now this was uncalled for

timewarper: i don't exactly warp time but go for it

pigtail dumbass: you will all be hearing from my lawyers.

barb: can't wait sweetie xxx

weed man: my names sick dude

pyromaniac: dude can i be weed woman?!

sucker4yoyos: carla you know i love you but no

prostitute: watch it fatherless

sucker4yoyos: FIRST OF ALL, OUCH. SECOND OF ALL, SHES MY FUCKING COUSIN.

timewarper: dude alabama exists i don't got no clue where you all from🤷🏼‍♀️

pyromaniac: why do i feel deeply offended that you think i spawned from america

sucker4yoyos: racist.

pyromaniac: seriously dude uncalled for!'

prostitute: anyways jerome don't you literally have a crush on a plant? :)

sucker4yoyos: and weren't your femurs incredibly damaged by an 80 year old crackhead? :)

pigtail dumbass: shit just escalated

insomnia enthusiast: dude hold on i'm making another coffee i need

sweetheart: fe you've had 6 coffees in the past 3 hours.

barb: bro how aren't you literally shitting out your insides

pyromaniac: two types of friends, teddy, and fucking bill.

barb: DUDE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME BILL

pyromaniac: AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME CARLOTTA BUT HERE WE ARE!!

prostitute: god calm down carlotta

pyromaniac: you have 5 seconds to apologise before i lose my shit montgomery.

prostitute: no i don't think i will.

pigtail dumbass: it's your funeral xx

pyromaniac: look outside your window :)

pyromaniac has gone offline

prostitute: HEPLDKSKAKAK

prostitute went offline.

sucker4yoyos: go carly honestly

insomnia enthusiast: honestly one of the rare times i'm on carla's side.