monty- no femurs
cindy- pigtail dumbass
buggs- pot stirrer
jerome- sucker4yoyos
penny- circuit board
felix- fake blonde
ted- homosexual
billy- transformer
lily: the pretty lily
carla: pyromaniac
adam/kid: timewarper
nugget: the devil himself

i haven't touched any fanfics in ages so i hope this feeds you xx

also it's my birthday :D

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circuit board: we haven't talked on this group for such a long time!

timewarper: i think it's because felix is still mad and me for saying he's like cindy.

pigtail dumbass: i'm not even the worst person in this group chat!

the pretty lily: who is then?

pigtail dumbass: @pyromaniac hmph.

no femurs: oh wow

sucker4yoyos: shit went from 0-100

transformer: OH

homosexual: suddenly i'm interested

the devil himself: sneaky carla nugget wouldn't take that insult from the bratty cindy

pyromaniac: cindy, i hook up with ONE of your exes and you won't let me hear the end of it.

pyromaniac: 1. i was drunk

pyromaniac: 2. you dated him in KINDERGARTEN.

pyromaniac: 3. YOUVE DATED ALL OF MY EXES!

circuit board: guys can't we just get along?

pot stirrer: nah this is BEEF!

sucker4yoyos: cindy you have messed with THE WRONG LATINA!

pigtail dumbass: well you could've picked a different one! monty was my favourite.

pot stirrer: this bitch did not just say that..

fake blonde: cindy what the fuck?

pigtail dumbass: sorry felix.

no femurs: i don't know whether to feel honoured or insulted.

timewarper: cindy you are SO messed up

circuit board: can we not talk about making love in the SCHOOL GROUPCHAT?

transformer: pls just fight already

pyromaniac: anyway, it's none of your business who i sleep with.

pigtail dumbass: it is when it's my ex!

pyromaniac: the whole school is practically your fucking ex because you slept with pretty much all the male population.

homosexual: jaw dropped

transformer: GET IT SIS

the pretty lily: go carla!!

fake blonde: quite literally spat my coffee out.

no femurs: that's my girl

pigtail dumbass: UGH! atleast i can actually get a boyfriend!

fake blonde: she's still going

pot stirrer: yo..

no femurs: cindy you should probably start running..

the devil himself: sneaky carla, what is carla thinking?

pyromaniac: sneaky carla's thinking about how much she wants to slam that bitches head into the sidewalk.

pigtail dumbass: your face could do with a bit of redecorating as well.

pyromaniac: not even plastic surgery could save your face.

pyromaniac: meet me outside in 5

pigtail dumbass: fine. whoever wins gets monty

no femurs: can't i just choose who i want

pot stirrer: i think it's obvious who he wants

sucker4yoyos: yeah he kind of made it clear.

pigtail dumbass: what about all the times you said you loved me, monty?

no femurs: i was 4. this is when my femurs were SNAPPED. I WAS NOT MENTALLY STABLE.

no femurs: cindy. i. dont. love. you.

pigtail dumbass: well.. you should!

no femurs: well i don't so what a shame! whatever will i do without you cindy?!

no femurs: now please leave me and my girlfriend alone.

pigtail dumbass: GIRLFRIEND?!?

timewarper: GIRLFRIEND?!?

fake blonde: GIRLFRIEND?!?

sucker4yoyos: GIRLFRIEND?!?

homosexual: GIRLFRIEND?!?

transformer: GIRLFRIEND?!?

the pretty lily: GIRLFRIEND?!?

pot stirrer: GIRLFRIEND?!?

the devil himself: GIRLFRIEND?!?

no femurs: oops

pyromaniac: well they were bound to find out some way

pigtail dumbass has left the group chat.

pyromaniac: HEY I WON!

pyromaniac: still wish i could've smash her face in.

pot stirrer: can we go back to you being monty's GIRLFRIEND

sucker4yoyos: YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM!

transformer: HIW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING?

pyromaniac: oh god..

no femurs: probably should'nt have said anything..

no femurs: here we go..