By: me

S: hey main bench!

C: sup.

S: soooo....

C: are you high on hash brownies?

S: maybe...

C: * sighs *

S: * giggles like a hoe *

C: oh no. We gotta get you home .

S: but I wanna frick the 3rd grade teacher!!

C: she's married you turd

S: oh no I'm not dealing with no whore of a husband

C: c'mon let's go to the office to say your sick

S: after we fuck the Secretary?

C: sighs * you no so much going child