-At the wedding party-

Clemont (as the DJ): What am I witnessing rn.

Cilan: I don't even know

Paul and Goh: Me neither

Korrina: *Chasing Dawn while eating a turkey leg*

Dawn: SOMEBODY HELP

Bonnie: This is the best party ever!

Max: SAME

Drew: *passed out from eating too much*

Ash: Amateur.

May: Oh really? You dare challenge me mortal?

Ash: Yes >:)

May: Okay then let's settle this. Whoever stops eating first loses.

Ash: You're on

*May and Ash devour pretty much everything except for the cake*

Drew: 😭👏 I'm so proud of her

Misty: *sipping fruit punch* 😐

Gary: So Serena when's the honeymoon? Me and Dash are trying to get a front row seat reservation 😏

Dash: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Serena: 0/////0 OUR HONEYMOON IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSES!!!

Kimiko: can everyone SHUT UP PLEASE

*Everyone stops what they're doing.*

Kimiko: Thank you. It's time to cut the cake

May: FINALLYYYY

Drew: BEST FOR LAST

Bonnie: I want some cake!

Max: Me too!

Gary: Me three ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dash: Me four ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ash: Me five ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Everyone else: 0.0

Pixie: WHAT THE- EVEN YOU ASH?!

Ash: I mean yeah our honeymoon is right after this so...

Serena: 😰

Pikachu and Sylveon: 👁 - 👁

Kimiko: Okay well everyone sit down so Ash and Serena can cut the cake

Ash: Uh first of all I'm the man of the wedding so I should be able to cut the cake only.

Serena: I'm sorry what happened to ladies first? Plus it's my wedding

Ash: OUR wedding

Dash: *plays Soviet Russia music*

Serena: Listen I was never dense in the first place so I should be able to cut the cake

Ash: >:o IM NOT DENSE ANYMORE THO!

Serena: Implying that you were dense before

Goh: I mean she's kinda right Ash

Ash: AND I HAD THE NERVE TO MAKE YOU BEST MAN

May: I vote for Serena cutting the cake. Who knows maybe Ash might cut unfair small slices for us so he can have most of the cake

Kimiko: I said Ash AND Serena have to cut the cake together ;-;

Serena: HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT

Ash: NEITHER DOES SHE

Kimiko: do it or I'll file a divorce for both of you

Pixie: NO

Dash: YOU WOULDN'T DARE 😰

Ash and Serena: *Quickly start cutting the cake together silently*

Drew/May/Ash: *eats their slices in one bite.*

Cilan: HOWWW

Iris: like are your stomachs black holes or something?

Clemont: That is literally scientifically impossible

Iris: It's just figurative speech 😒

Bonnie: Can you blame them? This cake is good!

Ash: I think so too!

Gary: Hehe but it's not the only cake you'll be eating today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ash: you got that right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dash: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty: I've officially lost my appetite.

Pixie: Same 😔

Kimiko: Can I have yours then?

Pixie: NO >:(

Kimiko: BUT YOU'RE NOT EATING IT

Pixie: SO WHAT IT'S MY SLICE AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT

Kimiko: YOU BETTER NOT WASTE THAT CAKE CAUSE I BOUGHT IT FROM PUBLIX

Pixie: Can't you just make another cake 🙄

Kimiko: I'M TOO LAZY PLUS MY POWERS NEEDA RECHARGE!

Pixie: THEN GO BUY ANOTHER ONE FROM PUBLIX

Kimiko: NO

Pixie: WHY NOT

Kimiko: BECAUSE THEY'RE CLOSED!!!

Pixie: I'M ABOUT TO CLOSE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE

Kimiko: I'M ABOUT TO CLOSE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE!

Literally everyone else: 0-0

Daren: Been awhile since they fought

Dash: Y'know I thought they fought all the time but I guess not. Their longest record was like 3 days

Daren: That's sad.

Dawn: Wow and to think that used to be May and Drew.

Misty: True but remember it was only a dare

Dawn: Yeah that's true

May/Drew: *watching while eating ramen* what'd she say?

Iris: OH CMON

Paul: Seriously how are you two finding the time to make that?!

Goh: Can I have some? I haven't had ramen in a while

Chloe: Goh, no-

Goh: *literally eating ramen with May and Drew*

Chloe: Oh dear. I told him to stay away from it

Korrina: Why? Does something bad happen?

Chloe: *shivers* you DON'T wanna know.

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-The next day-

Kimiko: ngl that was the best wedding I've ever been to. It was mad fun

Pixie/Dash/Daren: Agreed 👍

Ash: Hey sorry to interrupt but where's Goh?

Kimiko: I put him in a room by himself

Clemont: But why?

Kimiko: Chloe asked me to, so I did it

Chloe: Don't even ask why.

Bonnie: Wait so...are Chloe and Goh joining us?! 😃

Dawn: YESSS BESTIE DO IT PLEASEEE

May: PLEASE???🥺

Iris: PLEASEEEE???😭

Chloe: Yeah sure 😊

Serena: But be warned, we've already done things that are extremely...wild. I'll put it like that.

Chloe: Okay...but, Goh can't join us, at least not today. PLEASE don't let him join

Kimiko: Speaking of, I should go check on him

Chloe: NO DON'T-

Kimiko: *opens the door and finds ramen on the floor*

Kimiko: wha...? 😰

May/Drew: Ooh free food!

Ash: WHERE

Serena: Chloe, are you okay?

Chloe: 😭😭😭😭 he's in the middle of his phase.

Korrina: Wait wha?

Chloe: I said he needs to stay away from ramen because he gets addicted, and eats too much, then he literally becomes ramen.

Clemont: IMPOSSIBLE!

Daren: So that bowl right there...that's Goh?

Chloe: yes 😭

Kimiko: ..let's just close the door and get to the dares, I don't think Chloe can take anymore

(After all that)

Pixie: So uh...Clemont and May you're not gonna like this dare.

Serena: Are we gonna "do it" in front of them again?! It's already bad enough that Ash turned back dense right after our honeymoon! ☹

Kimiko: LISTEN SIS IM SORRY I MEANT FOR HIM TO TURN BACK WHEN YOU WOKE UP TODAY! 😭

Serena: 😭😭😭

Kimiko: *ahem* but no...the dare is that Bonnie and Max have to do it.

Clemont: Do what?

Kimiko: It.

May: What are they supposed to be doing?

Kimiko: You don't understand...😰

Clemont/May: *silence*

Clemont: ...

May: ...

Clemont: ...WAIT.

May: NO. NO DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE DOING WHAT I THINK THEY'RE GONNA DO

Bonnie: Are we gonna do what Ash are Serena did in the window? :0

Cilan: NO WTF

Ash: Hang on...what'd me and Serena do in what window?

Serena: Ash...not now, please

Chloe: Serena you were right, this IS wild 😰

Gary: I'd make a perverted joke but...they're children?

Dash: Same. It's a shame we still don't have cameras tho

Kimiko: Okay okay everyone calm down. I can just change their ages so that they're older. At least like Clemont's age

Bonnie/Max: YESSS ヾ(＾∇＾)

Clemont: I'M GONNA DRINK LIKE 6 GALLONS OF BLEACH AFTER THIS!!

Kimiko: *Makes Max and Bonnie older*

Max/Bonnie:

May/Clemont: 😲

Serena: BONNIE YOU'RE GORGEOUS 😭

Gary/Dash: Go get em lil man...*cries* 😭👏

Iris: Did we really forget what they're supposed to be doing? 😰

Bonnie: I didn't, let's go Max!

Max: YEAHHHHH!

Kimiko: Gary and Dash would use cameras but that'd be contradicting their 5-chapter dare so they won't

Gary: But they're legal now! 😭

Pixie: Temporarily

Clemont: I mean...that's a little bit of relief...but still!!

Ash: What are they doing anyways?

Serena: The same thing we did last night. I would've did it with you again this morning but I can't because y'know...YOU'RE DENSE ASF! 😡

Ash: Serena you're scaring me! 😰

Serena: I DON'T CARE

Ash: Did we have a Pokemon battle? I'll have a pokemon battle with you tomorrow morning if you want...!

Serena: I'm going to kill you and after I kill you, I'm gonna kill me too😔

Clemont: PLEASE JUST TELL ME IT'S OVER KIMIKO!!!

May: I WANNA STOP HEARING THEM.

Kimiko: Oh yeah they're done just give em a moment.

Max and Bonnie: *walks out the room all messy*

Clemont: 😨

May: 💀

Paul: Um. So...how did it go?

Bonnie: IT WAS FUN

Max: IT WAS SUPER FUN!

Clemont: Well if you don't mind I'll just be rotting away here in my seat...

Korrina: At least they're back to normal 😔

Kimiko: Uh we have more dares but I'll have to continue next chapter.

Pixie: Why?

Kimiko: Well I gotta update all my other books including TDP, my battery's at 32% and my stomach is caving in because I haven't eaten all day 😔

Pixie: Oh.

Kimiko: BUT BEFORE I END THIS!!

Everyone: ???

Kimiko: I'll put one more dare in action. It's for baby Ash to come back for one more chapter >:)

Serena: OH HELL NO

Ash: Huh?

Dawn: DANGGG SORRY SIS 😂

Iris: Now you REALLY have to take one for the team! 😂

Serena: WHY JUST WHY

Kimiko: You'll be surprised at what comes after he's a baby Serena

Serena: wha-

Kimiko: *zaps Ash and turns him baby minded again*

Ash: *Looks at Serena* mwa mwa!!

Serena: I'M GONNA GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF *leaves*

Ash: mwa mwa...? :(

Bonnie: It's okay Ash, you can play with us while Serena's gone!

Ash: otay!!! ^w^