Kimiko: O-O Guys come here!

Pixie: What

Daren: What

Kimiko: Daren why'd you write all these dares?!

Pixie: *Sees* 0.0

Daren: Heh heh...sorry ;w;

Gary: *Walks in* Salutations my fellow comrades!

Pixie: Hay

Daren: Wassup

Gary: Wait who are you??

Kimiko: He's the new co-host! ^^

Everyone else: *HEARS*

Ash: Now we have three hosts!!!

Serena: 0-0

Dawn: Wait Serena you're back to normal!

Bonnie: *Sees title* This chapter's gonna be fun

Max: *Sees title* YYYESSSS

Clemont: I can see myself suffering right now...

May: Hang on tight buddy, it's gonna be a long ride T.T

Korrina: *Gets a little jealous*

Korrina: Um...Clemont I wanna help you too!

Clemont: R-Really?! :0

Daren: The Laserbladeshipping...it's here!!

Kimiko: Yas

Pixie: What about Amour??

Ash and Serena: Leave us alone please T.T

Kimiko, Pixie, and Daren: NEVER

Daren: I'm gonna start off today! We actually have two truths!

Everyone else: O-O

Drew: FINALLY

Daren: So the first truth is Bonnie and Max do you like each other in a romantic way!

Clemont, May, and Korrina: >:0

Bonnie: Uh...

Max: You know what idk.

Bonnie: But we might be in the future!

Max: Yeah what she said!

Clemont: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

May: WHATTT!!!! MAX YOU ACTUALLY LIKE HER?!?!?!?!?!

Bonnie: At least we actually confessed!! Unlike...some people I know... *Glares at the rest of the couples*

Max: Agreed

Pixie: Okay well the second truth is where did all the clowns from 2016 go.

Kimiko: DOWN THE DRAINS

Serena: I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS!

Gary: ME NEITHER!

Misty: I'm sitting next to one rn😒

Gary: 😞

Kimiko: *Looks at the first dare* O-O

Kimiko: Clemont, May, I think you won't like this dare-

Daren: 😈

Pixie: The dare is for Clemont and May to tell Max and Bonnie how babies are made.

May: Uhm...okay??

Clemont: Y'know that's actually not half bad.

Kimiko: But there's more.

Daren: Amour has to actually SHOW them what happens...y'know.

Ash and Serena: NOOO! WHAT!!

Dawn, Misty, and Iris: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Drew, Gary, and Cilan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Paul: Haha. I feel bad for them.

May: I can't show Max that! He's too young.

Clemont: Same for Bonnie!!

Serena: I don't wanna do that either!!! What if I get pregnant since we're "Making babies"

Ash: That's not half bad, considering that I get you pregnant in one of Kimiko's other stories

Fourth Wall: OI! I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE TOO Y'KNOW!!!

Ash: My bad😓

Daren: May and Clemont you can't do anything about it.

May and Clemont: 😫

Max and Bonnie: 🤩

Serena: Wait...it'll be my first time!!0//////0

Kimiko: BUT FIRST!!

Everyone else: ??

Kimiko: Another dare was to make Ash undense but more perverted then he is now. So I might as well...

Daren: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Serena: NO! PLEASE DON'T!!!

Ash: 0-0 I don't wanna be perverted!

Gary: This is the perfect chapter!!

Misty: *Is eating popcorn* You said it bud

Gary: ...Can I have some ;-;

Misty: 😞Fine

Gary: Yum😋🍿

Kimiko: *Zaps Ash*

Cilan: JESUS GIVE US A WARNING WILL YA?!

Kimiko: Sorry, this ruby gets kinda sensitive with powers like these

Serena: I'm screwed😩

Ash: *Glares at Serena* Oh so you wanna get screwed then?

Misty and Gary: PFFFFT BAHAHA

Serena: No no no no no!!! That's not what I meant!!!😳

Ash: Your wish is my command ;)

Serena: NONONONONONO-

Ash: *Picks up Serena* You're gonna get screwed alright

Iris: Sorry to look at it on that side but isn't this basically rape since Serena isn't giving consent

Dawn: Oh please we all know this is her wet dream come true

Kimiko: We gotta watch them through a private window so Bonnie and Max let's go

Bonnie: YYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS

Max: (≧▽≦)

Clemont: Why??? Why couldn't it be later????😭

May: THEY'RE JUST TOO YOUNGGGGG!!!😭

Gary, Misty, Drew, Paul, Dawn, Cilan, and Iris: *Eating popcorn*

Kimiko: Okay where are you getting that from???

Daren: *Puts portal away* 😬

Pikachu: Hey guys! I been hanging with Greninja did I miss anything??

Gary: You came just in time! Ash and Serena are about to screw each other and Bonnie and Max get to watch!!

Pikachu: AND WHY IS THAT A GOOD THING

Clemont and May: It's not😞

Bonnie: MAX LOOK

Max: What is that white stuff?! :0

Kimiko: *sitting in the corner* pfffffftttt

Bonnie: I never seen Serena's nipples before! :0

Gary: Me neither, I wanna see-

Misty: *Drags him back* NOPE.

Drew: 0.0 I didn't even know she even had boobs

Pixie: 🙄She's a girl!!! All girls have boobs!!!

Dawn: Idiot😑

Drew: Well how am I supposed to know I'm a boy!

Daren: Hehe this video's lookin GREAT

Kimiko: O-O YOU'RE RECORDING IT

Gary: Would you mind sending me it after? Not like I'm gonna do anything..

Serena: Ah yes Ash!! Right there!!!!

Clemont: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

May: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!

Max: Hey Bonnie???

Bonnie: Yeah??

Max: Ash is putting that white stuff in her!!! ^^

Everyone else: 😨

Kimiko: OH NO I FORGOT THEY'RE UNPROTECTED

Pixie: AND I FORGOT HE'S UNDENSE AND NOT INNOCENT AS WELL!!

Daren: AND I FORGOT THAT SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA GET PREGNANT!

Everyone but Kimiko and Pixie: WHAT

Clemont: KIMIKO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT STOP!!!!

May: IF YOU WON'T DO IT FOR MAX AND BONNIE, DO IT FOR SERENA'S SAKE!!!

Kimiko: I can just make her nonpregnant, I can control universes with just the blink of my eyes y'know

Daren: What!

Pixie: Yeah that's the power of a psychic type

Misty: Ash's back is gonna have a LOT of claw marks on it...jus sayin

Everyone else: PFFFFFFFT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ash and Serena: *Hears them laughing*

Ash: >:0

Serena: Hey what's wrong? Why'd you stop??

Ash: They're having fun without us!

Serena: Oh forget it, we're having much more fun than them💦

Ash: Hold on babe I'll be right back, I'm just gonna....*Zooms out room*

Serena: ASSSSHHH! YOU FORGOT YOUR CLOTHES!! *Sighs and hides under covers*

Everyone: *Still laughing*

Drew: Oh man...Misty that was hilarious

Bonnie: WAIT WHERE'S ASH?!

Max: And Serena!!

Ash: *Comes through door*

Korrina: 😨😨😨😨ASH!!

Bonnie and Max: WOAH IS THAT HIS-

Pixie: DUDE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!!!!!

Gary: I'm not complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish Serena was here too

Serena through the window: I HEARD THAT!

~After Everything was over~

Everyone except for Ash and Serena: 😵😵😵😵

Ash: 🥴

Serena: 😳

Gary: That was too good!!

Clemont: That was..torture..😫

May: Can we PLEASE never do that again?!

Max: This is the best day ever🤩

Bonnie: Yes (≧▽≦)

Korrina: *Pats Clemont's back* it's okay buddy

Iris: For some reason I'm invested in this.

Kimiko: As you should, you have no choice but to

Dawn: So what's the next dare? And is it for Amour?😀

Serena: PLEASE NO! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! ESPECIALLY WHEN ASH IS LIKE THIS!

Ash: *Eyeing her up and down*

Ash: *Nose bleeds* Woah that's hot😳

Serena: SEE!?

Kimiko: Well no the next dare is for Max and Bonnie.

Max and Bonnie: YYYYYYEEESSHHH

Clemont and May: UUUUAAAGGGHH

Kimiko: But Bonnie I'm gonna send you away somewhere first.

Bonnie: 😢Can I come back?

Kimiko: Yeah, you just can't see this dare

Bonnie: Oh ok!

Kimiko: *Zaps Bonnie and she gets teleported*

Clemont: O-O

Clemont: WHERE'D SHE GO!

Kimiko: Uhhh..somewhere

~Meanwhile at SeaWorld~

Bonnie: That's one big Wailord! :0

~Back at T or D~

Clemont: Oh.

May: So what's the dare?

Kimiko: The dare is for Clemont to get on one knee and ask Max to take care of Bonnie. Y'know like how she does it.

Clemont: I actually LIKE this dare! I can finally get my revenge! C:<

Max: o-0

May: Phew nothing bad at all.

Gary: hehe how's Max gonna take care of her tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty: *Bonks him on the head*

Misty: You're disgusting! Those are children!!

Gary: 🤕

Serena: Ehm. Can someone get a napkin for Ash please.

Pixie: Why-

Serena: He wouldn't stop looking at me and now a whole waterfall of blood is coming out his nose!

Gary: That's not the only thing that's gonna be coming out of him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Kimiko: *Sends Bonnie back*

Bonnie: Huh- where am I- oh :c

Pixie: what's wrong?

Bonnie: I was busy looking at all the Goldeen in the water :c

Misty: I have a Goldeen you can look at that later.

Bonnie: YAY!

Daren: Clemont...the dare??

Clemont: Oh yeah!

Clemont: *Goes to Max and gets on one knee*

Bonnie: >:o

Clemont: Max, please take care of my sister!

Serena: Pffft bahaha it's actually funny to see Clemont doing it

May: Max what do you say to this?

Max: U-Uh...sure I guess 0-0

Bonnie: 0-O

Kimiko: I thought he was supposed to say no

Pixie: Well in reality, the girls she goes up to don't even have time to answer before Clemont drags Bonnie back with his Aipom arm

Dawn: That's actually a cute little pairing😊

Kimiko: *Zaps Ash*

Serena: O-O O-O O-O O-O

Drew: OH-

Misty: BAHAHAHAHAHA LOL SHE JUST DID THAT OUTTA NOWHERE

Gary: 0.0

Paul: Goodness. I thought you said you'd give us a warning.

Kimiko: Yeah and then I said that these powers are sensitive!

Paul: Oh yeah you did say that.

Korrina: But why'd you zap him?? O-O

Kimiko: The next dare was for Ash to be VERY clingy towards Serena so I decided not to waste any time

Misty: Oh this is gonna be so good!

Serena: I have to pee T.T

Pixie: WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW THAT

Serena: So you guys don't think I disappeared when all I did was go to the bathroom

Daren: Oh well go to the bathroom then.

Serena: *Gets up and walks to the bathroom*

Ash: *IS FOLLOWING HER*

May: Ash- I-

Gary: Should we tell her that-

Everyone: 🤐

Gary: Ooookay then

Gary: 🤐

~In the bathroom~

Serena: *Thinks* Jeez what have I gotten myself into

Serena: *Looks up*

Ash: *Nose bleeds* H-Hello there...0w0

Serena: ...

Serena: ...ASH?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE GET OUT

Ash: I just wanted to see you ;)

Serena: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO WATCH ME USE THE FRICKIN BATHROOM

Ash: Idk 😗

Serena: 😩Can you go please

Ash: Why???

Serena: I HAVE TO PEE

Ash: But I thought you were already doing that

Serena: In PRIVATE

Ash: You want me to go in your privates?

Serena: NO UGHHHHHH

Serena: Look, if you're not gonna leave can you just turn around

Ash: Fine

Ash: *Turns around for a sec*

Serena: ASH TURN BACK AROUND

Ash: But I turned around for you

Serena: I'M TRYING TO WIPE

Ash: No

Serena: I'm never getting out this bathroom-

Serena: *Hears picture noise*

Serena: >:0

~Outside the bathroom~

Gary: TEEHEE *Tiptoes back to the group*

Kimiko: BRO YOU ACTUALLY TOOK A PICTIRE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Pixie: Serena's gonna be SO mad.😌

Daren: Mission successful

Dawn: Can we see?

Gary: Yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Shows picture*

Everyone: *Sees*

Also everyone: PFFFFFFFFT BAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH SKSKSKSSKSSKS

Serena: *Comes out with Ash clinging onto her*

Serena: What are you guys laughing at???

Gary: Serena! Look!

Gary's Picture:

(In case you're wondering, I was just browsing through Amourshipping pics on Google and this came up. It's very cursed)

Ash: *Epic nose bleed*

Ash: That's hot

Serena: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: DELETE THAT!!!!!

Gary: Why ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dawn: Lol it's not like you're half naked or anything

Iris: Is this invasion of privacy or Amourshipping gone too far

Kimiko: Both kinda

Cilan: Now imagine if she wants to take a shower!

May: OMG LOL That would be hilarious

Serena: Not for me! I need my privacy!

Daren: Hey that rhymed😀

Ash: We can have some privacy later tonight, Serena🤭

Serena: ONLY ME ASH! Not you!

Dawn: I'd kill to see him following her to the shower

Pixie: Kimiko I dare you too >:)

Kimiko: Uh okay

Kimiko: *Zaps Serena and now she's all dirty*

Misty: PFFFFFFFFT-

Serena: WTF

Paul: Ew. You stink, go take a shower

Serena: 😢😢😢😢😢😢

Dawn: *Bonks Paul on the head*

Paul: OW.

Dawn: How dare you say that to mah bestie! >:0

Misty: Yeah, not cool dude!😠

Iris: You NEVER tell a woman that!😤

May: So rude!!😡

Bonnie: *Spits out tongue* Meanie!!

Pixie: *Slaps him with one of her ribbons* The audacity!!!

Kimiko: Ngl Paul that was pretty rude

Ash: *Bonks him on the head too*

Everyone: O-O

Paul: OW. Ash, really?!

Ash: That's what you get for insulting my cutie pie!👿

Drew: LMFAO cutie pie really Ash

Pixie: That nickname is gonna change to "baby mama" if he doesn't stop

Serena: ugh I'm going to go shower now. ASH DON'T FOLLOW ME.

Ash: D,:

Kimiko: *Picks him up with psychic*

Max: Woahhhh

Clemont: Ash you're floating! 0.0

Kimiko: It's just me

Clemont: ...Oh

Serena: *Is walking away slowly*

Ash: Noooo! My sweet baby honey bun come back!😭

Misty, Iris, Dawn and May: *WHEEZE*

Korrina: WHAT DID HE JUST CALL HER LMAO

Pixie: "Sweet baby honey bun"💀💀💀

Kimiko: I'M CRYING THAT NICKNAME

Daren: And too late Ash she's already gone.

Ash: Put me down!

Kimiko: No. Not until she's done taking a shower.

Daren: Wait I have an idea!

Daren: *Pulls out Serena body pillow*

Everyone: 0-0

Clemont: Oh you're definitely not looking at this! *Covers Bonnie's eyes*

May: You too Max! *Covers his eyes*

Bonnie: Noooo!😭

Max: My day was going great!😭

Clemont and May: WE DON'T CARE

Daren: What's wrong with it?

Misty: She's half naked on that pillow you dodo

Daren: SO?! Isn't this what Ash wants?

Misty: Good point

Gary: Dude, send me one😪

Kimiko: Look Ash! There's Serena!

Ash: 0-0

Ash: WHERE

Ash: *Sees body pillow*

Ash: *Huge nose bleed* Oh yeah that's so hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary: Ikr

Kimiko: If I put you down will you not follow Serena and get the body pillow instead?

Ash: *Panting like a dog* YES!!!

Drew: BRUHHHH IM CRYING LMAO

Iris: Is he really simping lmaoooo

Ash: *Gets put down and grabs body pillow*

Ash: >w< eeehehe my sweetheart is all mine

Serena: Okay guys I'm done-

Everyone: ....

Everyone: ....Crap

Serena: *Sees Ash with the body pillow*

Serena: 0-0 WHO GAVE HIM THAT! AND WHO EVEN MADE THAT!

Daren: *Whistling*

Ash: *Grabs Serena* YOINK

Korrina & Clemont: 0-0

Ash: Now I have two of them🤤🤤🤤

Misty: BAHAHAHAHAH

Max: May could you y'know maybe UNCOVER MY EYES NOW

May: Fine😞

Clemont: But May!!!

May: Let's just face it, they've already seen them naked T.T

Clemont: You're right T.T

Max & Bonnie: FINALLY WE CAN SEE

Kimiko: Okay we're down to our last dare for today.

Everyone: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Kimiko: It's for all the girls to wear bikinis and see what the boys think.

Gary: Hey this is my dare!

Misty: >:0 WHY YOU LITTLE

May: Hehehe I haven't wore a bikini in a while!

~The girls go get dressed and come out~

Misty:

Misty: IT WASN'T EASY TO PUT THIS ON OKAY SO GARY YOU BETTER LIKE IT

Gary: *Epic nose bleed* OH YES 10/10

Misty: Should've seen that coming😒

Drew: It's nice, 8.5/10 c:

Paul: Uh, 7/10 just so you won't beat me.

Misty: I can take that

Cilan: Hmm...7.8/10.

Clemont: Uhhhh...idk...7/10???

Ash: She's not as hot as Serena >;c 3/10

Misty: >:0

Misty: F YOU TOO KETCHUM

Ash: *Sticks out tongue*

Max: Uhm she's kinda pretty I guess. 7/10.

Daren: Uh, 6/10. Sorry

Misty: It's okay and FINALLY I can take this off!

Kimiko: Okay, Dawn you're next!

Dawn:

Kimiko: Wait May why are you here??

Dawn: she's my bestie I had to let her come with me!

Kimiko: Oop-

Drew: O-O *Nose bleeds* 10/10 for May and 8/10 for Dawn

Paul: *Nose bleeds a tiny bit* Uh 8/10 for both of you.

Cilan: 9/10 for both!

Ash: *Mutters* I guess 7/10 for both...they are kinda cute..

Misty: REALLY?!

Clemont: 8/10 for Dawn and 9/10 for May

Max: 9/10 for both!! \(^.^)/

Daren: 8.5/10 for both c:

Dawn & May: (≧▽≦)

Kimiko: Okay Iris is next!

Iris:

Cilan: O/////////O

Pixie: I like the bracelets ngl

Cilan: OH WOW! 10/10!

Gary: 9/10 that's hot

Drew: 8/10

Paul: Uh 7.5/10. I prefer Dawn's outfit more

Ash: 8.3/10

Clemont: 9/10 c:

Max: 9/10!

Daren: 8/10 ^^

Iris: I actually got good scores :o

Kimiko: Okay Serena's up next!

Serena:

Ash: *NOSE BLEEDS AND DIES*

Everyone: 0-0

Ash: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Ash: OMG YES BABY 100/10!!!💖💖💖

Kimiko: I'll just count that as 10/10 since that goes way over the limit.

Gary: 10/10!!! Look at that cute innocent face and that perfect body🤩

Drew: 9.8/10. Her boobs could've been bigger-

May: *Bonks him* DON'T BE A PERV!

Paul: I can't believe I'm saying this but 10/10. That's so cute.

Clemont: 10/10!

Max: 10/10!!!!🤩🤩🤩

Daren: 10/10. That is literally super cute.

Dawn: Hmph. If I was a boy I'd give a 10/10 too.

May, Iris, and Misty: Same!

Kimiko: Okay Korrina's next!

Korrina:

Korrina: I didn't really find a bikini so I did this instead.

Clemont: O//////////////O

Bonnie: Hehe big brother...you're blushinggg ;)

Clemont: E-EHM! 10/10 OKAY! 0////0

Gary: 9/10 I'll let it slide since you didn't have a bikini

Korrina: Yey

Drew: 8.9/10 ^^

Paul: 9/10. I actually like this better than a bikini.

Cilan: That does look attire you'd wear to the beach so 8/10.

Max: Wew 8.5/10

Daren: 10/10. That's actually really pretty imo

Kimiko: Kay and Bonnie is up last!

Bonnie:

Max: O.O

May: Max stop blushing and give an answer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Max: Uh okay! I give it 10/10 because she's my best friend!!! ^w^

Gary: 8/10

Drew: 9/10 that is literally so adorable!

Paul: Same with Drew. 9/10.

Cilan: The perfect swimsuit fit for a child! 9.5/10!

Ash: 8/10 I guess

Daren: Awww! So cute, 9/10!

Kimiko: Okay I tallied up the votes and Serena, Bonnie, and May have the highest votes

Ash: I knew she would😚😚😚😚

Max: *Hugs Bonnie* Yay gj Bonnie!

Misty: Same gj Bonnie!!

Korrina: Serena your outfit was actually pretty I could never TwT

Serena: No it's okay! I liked Iris' outfit!

Iris: No mine was ugly!! ^////^

Dawn: *Hugs May* Yesh bestie you won!

May: Ehehehe...thanks <3

Kimiko: And that's it for this chapter! Goodbye everyone!

Everyone else: Byeee!!!