Kimiko: 23 reasons to kill myself

Pixie: idk what we're even doing anymore

May: At least I get to have ramen again! As long as I get to eat ramen idc what happens

Drew: May speaking mad fax ngl

Clemont: Ash and Serena can you stop please?! There's children here for Arceus sake!

May: SAME

Arceus: 🙄

Serena: Aww...but me and daddy are just getting started 😩

Ash: Yeah we're on our fourth round >;)

Kimiko: ...UM 😰

Pixie: what the actual fu-

Daren: I don't even wanna think about what y'all did last night then💀

Gary and Dash: We don't mind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty and Pixie: WILL YOU TWO STOP IT ALREADY

Dawn: O-O

Paul: -_-

May and Drew: 😋🍜

Cilan: May and Drew literally don't care because they have ramen. Imagine the things they could sit through.

Clemont: ...Specify 'things' please 😰

Cilan: I don't think I can 😔

Iris: 😶

Bonnie: I have a feeling TODAY'S GONNA BE GREAT 🤩

Max: YEAHHH! 🤩

May: That's usually not good...on our part

Kimiko: Okay but fr Ash and Serena can you stop please we still gotta get through dares.

Serena: Okay...we'll continue this later daddy 😜

Ash: Oh you know it Sugarplum 🤭

Everyone else: ...

Also everyone else: *Starts laughing*

Kimiko: YOOOOOO I'M DEAD💀💀

Pixie: I CANT 😂

Daren: BRUHHHH😂😭

Paul: Lmao what kinda name was that? It was so cringe I wouldn't even call Dawn that

Gary: GOODNIGHT 😭

Dash: ASH I-

Misty: SUGARPLUM?! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HONEY BUN?! 😂

Iris: LOL IKR WHAT IF COMES UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE SWEET CAKE OR SOMETHING

Korrina: LOLLL NOT SWEET CAKE 😭

Cilan: Honestly this list of nicknames I've got is just disappointingly long

Clemont: The word "Sugarplum" doesn't even sound like Ash 😶

Cilan: Well to be fair...this isn't our regular Ash

Clemont: Yeah that is fair

Bonnie: IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE HONEY PIE 😂

Max: LOLLLL PLEASE NOT HONEY PIE

Ash: Why's everyone laughing at me again? All I said was Sugarplum 😕

Serena: I think it's cuz you were talking about me baby 😳

Ash: Oh you know I was definitely talking about you >;)

Serena: No don't look at me like that 🥵

Kimiko: THIS JUST GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER I'M GONE

Pixie: I NEED AN INHALER 💀

Ash: Oh Serena...you're so slim and hot >;)

Serena: Stop touching me 😳

Ash: Make me

Serena: You're such a naughty boy 🤭

Ash: What can I say, two holes is better than one 😩

Dawn, Paul, Misty, Daren and Iris: 🗿

Bonnie, Max, Gary and Dash: 😂

Kimiko, Pixie, and Pikachu: 👁 - 👁

Clemont, Korrina, and Cilan: 😔

Drew and May: 😋🍜

Kimiko: You know what I'll just start off. The first dare is that Dash and Gary can't use cameras on pervertedness for 5 chapters

Gary: WAIT NO WHAT I NEED THOSE NOOOO😭😭😭😭

Dash: BLASPHEMY!!! I DECLARE WAR!!!😡

Misty: YAYYYYYY 💃💃💃💃💃

Kimiko: Wait but hold on. The thing is, Misty can't use a mallet this chapter.

Misty: Welp...I guess it was good while it lasted...

Mallet: No Misty....think about all the times and memories we've shared!! Please don't let me go!!!

Misty: I'm sorry but a dare is a dare...

Mallet: 😭😭😭😭😭

Misty: I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH BUDDY 😭😭😭😭😭

Mallet: ME TOO 😭😭😭😭😭

The boys: 👁 - 👁

The girls: 🥺😭😢😣

Paul: Bruh it's just for one chapter.

Cilan: Ikr right. Sometimes I don't understand girls...

Dawn: S-Such a sad moment!!😢

May: I'm literally shaking and crying rn 😭

Serena: Why!? That separation...it was too sad!!😭

Gary and Dash: How come we don't get that same empathy and our dare lasts for 5 chapters 😤

Pixie: Oh idk maybe it's because you two are pervs 😒

Ash: Serena, please don't cry! Besides, if you smile you'll look more prettier...not saying you don't look hot now but-

Serena: THAT 8 INCH WAS ALL I NEEDED TO STOP CRYING

Ash: 😶😶😶😶😶

Drew: HOL UP-

Paul: o-o

Clemont: I'm sorry but did she just say 8 inch???

Cilan: TMI!!

Ash: All of you are just jealous 😒✋

Gary: What?! I could never be jealous of you!! Bruh like imagine being jealous of Ashy-boy over there! Stupid right?

Paul: Never in a million years will I be jealous of him.

Ash: Guys if you're jealous just say that

The rest of the boys: WE'RE NOT!!

Ash: Of course you guys are! All the girls have had a crush on me at one point, I have the longest hot dog, and I have the hottest girl that I clap every night!

Bonnie: Yeah every girl has had a crush on you...except for me 😂

Ash: Well you're a child so you don't count.

Iris: NOT HIM CALLING IT A HOT DOG PLSSSSS

Max: Hey May?

May: Yeah?

Max: When Ash says he claps Serena does he mean he plays patty cake with her?

May: UH

Gary and Dash: BAHAHAHA

Serena: Oh we definitely play patty cake...without our hands ;)

Ash: I want some cake right now ;)

May: Me too 😃

Daren: May he doesn't mean it like that

May: ....oh

Kimiko: Okay next dare...everyone has to try burnt ice cream

Iris: what the

Korrina: Okay first of all. How do you burn ice cream????

Clemont: Simple, melt the ice cream in a pot and cook it until the liquid burns. Ez

May: Um that doesn't sound appetizing and secondly...we'd just be eating tar and lava

Kimiko: Exactly 😈

Everyone: 😦...😰

(Everyone but the hosts eat burnt ice cream and they die.)

Kimiko: ...dang

Pixie: rip, eating that looked painful

Daren: 😎

Dash: NO MY BRO GARY *CRIES*

Kimiko: 😐 *revives everyone*

Gary: *ascends* Don't worry bro...my death was greatly exaggerated

Dash: 😢😢😢😭😭😭

May: THAT WAS DISGUSTING

Drew: SAME NOT POGGERS AT ALL

Serena: I guess you could say I ate...Ash ;)

Dawn: *whispers* ba dum tss

Ash: Oh stop it 😏

Kimiko: ima stop you two before y'all do anything else...the next dare is every invention Clemont makes, it has to explode

Bonnie: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Clemont: Not the first time that's happened...😭

Ash: I'm gonna explode in Serena's mouth later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary: Ashy-boy are you thinking what I'm thinking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ash: Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dash: I am too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Clemont: You know what THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE!! CLEMONTIC GEAR ON!

Bonnie: ah shoot here we go again

Cilan: I'm kinda interested...what is that? 🧐

Iris: the nerdy culture does not stop oml😒

Clemont: I call this the Stop-People-From-Being-Perverted Machine!

Misty: ...Are you sure that's not just a blue gun

Bonnie: I give that name a 0/10 🙄

Ash: Wow science is so amazing! Try me first Clemont!

Clemont: Gladly *shoots Ash*

Everyone except for Clemont: 😨😨😨

Serena: ASHY!! NOOO!

Pixie: Oh God if I see any blood I'm gonna...*faints*

Daren: can you do it again :)

Iris: Okay I may not like nerds but do you have any idea what you just did Clemont?!

Cilan: Science isn't that bad...

May: Science just killed someone you idiot!!

Paul: I mean...if you look at it the machine was supposed to stop him from being perv so if Ash is dead he can't be a perv anymore.

Dawn: STOP BEING SADISTIC PAUL

Paul: I do what I want 😒

Kimiko: Why are you guys freaking out bruh I can literally just revive him

Serena: THEN WHY AREN'T YOU REVIVING HIM RIGHT NOW?!

Kimiko: Cause he ain't dead😐

Misty: ...Wait wha-

Clemont: Yeah Ash's just laying there because the effects need to kick in. Give him a few more seconds

Everyone: Phew 😞

Ash: *Wakes up*

Serena: *Runs to him* OMG ASH! YOU'RE OKAY I THOUGHT I LOST YOU!!

Ash: *sucks on thumb*

Everyone else: whaaaaa...?

Pikachu: The f is going on.

Pixie: I mean...he's not a perv but uh...tf is this

Clemont: The machine was supposed to turn him back to normal not like this!!

Ash: goo goo...waaaaaaa😭😭

Kimiko: It's like he's mentally retarded 😂

Pixie: SIS YOU CANT SAY THAT!

Gary: What happened...I like pervert Ash better what the hell is this

Clemont: Hold on guys I'm trying to fix the machine and...OH NO *gun blows up*

Everyone: 😰😰😰😰

Bonnie: I am...disappointed

Korrina: Welp...back to the drawing board for you Clemont

Clemont: I KNOW😭

Ash: *looks at Serena and stops crying* mwa mwa

Serena: uhh...Ashy...I'm not your mommy

Ash: mwa mwa! *hugs Serena*

Serena: um...

Daren: Hey question Serena why aren't you being perverted? The dare went to you too

Serena: Well Ash has the mind of a baby right now so that's what I'm doing, treating him like a baby, and I don't lewd babies I ain't no child predator

Misty: SIS SPEAKING MAD FAX RN👏

Dawn: PREACHHH😩🤚

May: YAS BESTIE 🤩

Iris: GO OFF SIS 😫👌

Korrina: YAS GIRL YASS😍✋

Drew: You girls are freaking weird 😐

Paul: Right😒

Ash: mwa mwa want milky 🥺

Serena: Oh don't worry mommy has your milky right here...*pulls up dress*

Kimiko: MA'AM- STOP-

Pixie: YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULDN'T LEWD HIM

Daren: BRUHHHH

Dash: Keep going Serena ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary: Yeah I don't mind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Pixie and Misty: *slaps Gary and Dash*

Serena: Isn't breastfeeding normal for babies 🤨

Dawn: Mind you, he only has the MIND of a baby he's not actually a baby!

Serena: Exactly so what point are you trying to make?

Iris: GROWN TEENAGERS DO NOT SUCK ON MILKERS LIKE BABIES DO

Serena: baby-minded Ash doesn't know that tho

Iris: I mean you do make a good point

Kimiko: nvm now Serena he's asleep

Serena: But he's hungry!

Kimiko: not anymore

Ash: *sucks on thumb while sleeping*

Bonnie: he looks so stupid 😂😂😂

Max: he does 😂😂😂

Kimiko: Bro I'm gonna move this on...next dare is everyone has to get stepped on by Lady Dimitrescu except for Gary and Dash

Gary: BRO WHAT- 😭

Dash: YALL REALLY MAKIN US SUFFER THIS CHAPTER!!😭

Misty: Heh well it's what you pervs get

Pixie: agreed

Cilan: But what about Ash? I mean I know he's still grown but he has a baby mind and uh idk how I feel about a baby being squished by...whoever that woman is

Kimiko: yeh you make a good point🤔I'll exclude him too *summons Lady D*

Lady D: What the- I swear I was chasing Ethan now I'm here-

Daren: Welp say hi to big mommy milkers everyone!

Everyone but the hosts: 😨😨😨😨

Drew: DEAR GOD HOW TALL IS SHE

Lady D: 9'6 😐

Dawn: WHAT THE- HOW IS THIS WOMAN OVER 9 FEET TALL

Paul: Make sure you kill me when you step on me please

Lady D: Wait I have to step on you? I hate it when people ask me to do that but okay. 😑

Serena: Uh Ash is sleeping on me so I'll just...*moves him to the side*

Ash: *Wakes up* mwa mwa?

Literally everyone but Ash: OH GOD OH FU-

Korrina: 😩

Cilan: Go back to sleep you cretin.

Paul: Yeah what Cilan said.

Serena: Listen Ash I'm not your mommy 😰

Lady D: F it I'll be everyone's mommy *Steps on everyone but the hosts, Gary and Ash*

Everyone who didn't get stepped on: O-O

Lady D: Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make sure Ethan Winters doesn't escape my castle. So long suckers *disappears*

Misty: everything hurts 😫😫

Paul: Jeez I really underestimated that lady. Her heels are way too sharp.

Gary: UGH BRO YOU'RE SO LUCKY

Dash: dude I look like a paper ball but...it was worth it

Ash: *crawls over to Serena* ...mwa mwa??

Serena: x-x

Kimiko: JESUS we still have so much dares so I'm gonna make a part 2 for this 😩

Iris: Before you end the chapter can you revive us please Serena's literally dead

Ash: *hears*

Ash: No mwa mwa!!! *cries*

Iris: Wait I didn't mean it like that-

Dawn: O-O

Kimiko: Y'know what I'm gonna revive everyone then go laugh because baby Ash is freaking funny *revives everyone of the pain they got*

Serena: Wait so I'm stuck with baby Ash until the next chapter?! 😰

Kimiko, Pixie, Daren and Dash: yep 🙂