Story 1#

Lust: killer can I put some lipstick on you.

Killer: what-

Lust: Please~

Killer: but where skeletons.

Lust: so?

Killer: we dont have lips-

Lust: ....

Killer: you got scammed.

Lust: I got got scammed.

Story 3#

*killer doing something stupid*

Passive Nightmare: he is such a idiot.

Nightmare: yup.

...

Passive Nightmare: You should ask him out.

Nightmare: I KNOW RIGHT!

Story 4#

Dust: I love you killer, I need you, YOUR the light of my heart and you make me complete~

Killer: uh...Dust your drunk-

Dust: Im sober.

*killers face explode in blush*

Story 5#

Dream: why does killer call you baby gir-

Swap: LETS STOP TALKING NOW.

story 6#

Killer: hey horror, have you seen my knife? I think I left it in my jacket, and you were on laundry duty this week and---

*horror holding a deer head, about to eat it*

Horror: ...

Killer: ....

Horror: want some?

Story 7#

Color: um- anyway... see you later kills~

Killer: see you color.

*color leave, smiling at killer*

Lust: ...

Killer: ...

Lust: you have a crush on him don't you-

Killer: FUCKKKK--

Story 8#

Ccino: darling? Why are you crying?? The cat is just purring-

Killer: *crying tears of joy*

Story 9#

Killer: boobs or ass?

Cross: boobs.

Ink: ass.

Dream: personality-

Swap: feet.

*everyone stares at swap*

Swap: what?

Story 10#

*could killer take on Error?

Killer: Yeah, I can take on error! He can't be too big.

Nightmare: what--

Killer: oh...You mean in a fight-- uh....

Dust: You have been hanging around lust too much.

Story 11#

Killer: I really hate everything-

*door knocking*

*Killer opens the door*

Dream: Hi killer~ Im the king of positivity, Im your new neighbor~

Killer: I don't care who they send, I am not paying taxes!

Bye:
Shattered x killer smut
coming next.