Jerry sat on his bed after he had gotten out of the amazing hospital with such great nurses and cool, white band aids that decorated his wrist. He got up to get some food when he passed a slightly stinky, cold bowl of alphabet soup. The sight saddened him so he searched the web with ways to kill himself. He came across a porn site before he saw a noose.

It looked easy enough so he found some rope laying on his bed as if God were begging him to do this. Oh shit, I meant some higher being. Wouldn't want any butt hurt people. Anyways, he tired to follow the directions from Pornhub. After cumming in his cold alphabet soup five times, he followed the directions from YouTube.

Hours later, he sat on his bed with no progress. Like the cunt Jerry is, he gave up and came into his alphabet soup again.