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Chapter 3: Boxing sounds kind of boring

A/N: while waiting for the girl from yesterday to arrive, you eventually get into an argument with the president of the Boxing Club after saying that boxing is boring.

You were sleeping inside an old house you found yesterday. However, your sleep was soon interrupted as you heard the sound of a bird chirping.

(Y/N): "Sigh" mother fucker.

You jumped up and ate the bird whole. Then you had to get the word from the voice in your head.

Dark Sorcerer: well good morning, sunshine.

(Y/N): ugh. good morning, parasite. 

Dark Sorcerer: oh come now, where's that positive feeling today.

(Y/N): gone the moment I found out you were in my head.

Dark Sorcerer: ow.

(Y/N): oh don't start crying. It's time for you to show me more about this woman who you call good. You know, the one that lost?

You said while stretching.

Dark Sorcerer: oh right. Let's head back up to the school.

(Y/N): "sighs" Fine.

You finished stretching and flew all the way up to the academy with one flap of your wings. You landed on the ground and walked over to a crowd who were around something.

(Y/N): what seems to be the big attraction, did someone die?

Dark Sorcerer: let's get a closer look.

You started to walk through the croud of people.

(Y/N): Okay, one side people.

You get up close and saw a boxing ring.

(Y/N): so what is this exactly?

???: you've never heard of boxing before?

You looked down and saw a small boy, named mataro.

(Y/N): I don't believe I have.

Mataro: boy, your lost then.

(Y/N): tell me about it.

Dark Sorcerer: boxing is the sport of fighting with the fists, especially with padded gloves in a roped square ring according to prescribed rules.

(Y/N): do humans haft to kill each other in it?

Dark Sorcerer: no. -_-

(Y/N): eh, sounds kind of boring.

???: what the hell did you say?!

You looked over to see the boy from yesterday who kicked the crap out of the girl.

(Y/N): I said boxing sounds kind of boring. Is there a problem with that child?

???: I am not a child!

(Y/N): oh so your a midget then.

Dark Sorcerer: for a moment I thought you were going to call him a hobbit.

(Y/N): he doesn't have hairy feet.

???: you've got a lot of balls saying this to me! Do you know who I am?!

(Y/N): someone who's about to get bitch slapped if they don't get out of my face.

Takaharu: I am Captain of the Boxing Club, Takaharu Fukuroda! And you will learn to respect your superiors!

(Y/N): if you were my superior, I'd be dead laughing right now.

Takaharu: Grrrrrrr!

???: that's enough, takaharu. Save it for matoi.

You looked up and saw the woman with long black hair who you could've sworn saw you yesterday.

Takaharu: right. my apologies, lady satsuki.

That's when you Noticed the little girl being held prisoner.

Takaharu: Listen up bitch, show yourself or I'll execute your little friend here!

(Y/N): he's going to kill that child?

Dark Sorcerer: you killed children didn't you.

(Y/N): they were more of teenagers than children.

Dark Sorcerer: oh.

???: you ain't going to do shit to her!

You turned your attention to the the girl from yesterday, who's name was ryuko. but this time, she was cloaked. She appeard and rescued the small girl. However, something was different this time. You heard another voice speaking to her.

(Y/N): um is it me or am I hearing another voice?

Dark Sorcerer: your not hearing things. There's another voice.

(Y/N): from what?

Dark Sorcerer: her clothes.

(Y/N): I didn't hear it yesterday.

Dark Sorcerer: that was just regular clothing. What she's wearing is different.

(Y/N): how different?

Takaharu tried to attack ryuko but she blocked with her Scissor Blade and showed what she was wearing.

(Y/N): (game grumps) oooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

You said while making this face.

Takaharu: wh......what the hell are you wearing?!

Ryuko: none your business!

Takaharu: your cheating, trying to distract me with your sexyness.

(Y/N): what a retard.

Ryuko: it's not my damn fault!

Takaharu: in that case......I'll just strip too.

He started to remove his pants but then you stopped hi, by yelling while the dark sorcerer was yelling in your head.

(Y/N) & Dark Sorcerer: Nooo God! No God Please No! No! No! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

A/N: you both did a wise thing here.

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