SONG: Bah! Bah! Banshee!
Sing this with the tune of Bah-Bah-Black Sheep, passionately,
Bah! Bah! Banshee
Bad biddy be she
Twirly tan tress
O'er green dress
Myth tells she's a mother who died while giving birth
Eyewitnesses say, "she's back," she rose from grave earth
Folks tweet she's a callgirl in the forest she flirts (Really?)
Rumors she has virus, contagious but covert (Oh my gosh!)
I've heard from Peter Piper she picks fresh fruits from fruit trees to make desserts
(I don't remember that part of the song)
Bah! Bah! Banshee
Bender Belzeebee
Hear her screecheth
She's bad breath
---end of the song---
Written by Wicked Writch
Copyright (c) 2019
From Chapter II.I of the novel Kildare: Smart vs Intelligent
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