(Walks on the stage holding a microphone and some cards.) Ahem... (Nervously shuffles cards and holds the microphone to her mouth.)
Hello readers and followers! Welcome to Kiki's corner! How are you today? (Looks to crowd and readers.) Not very talkative huh?
(Pulls a chair into stage. Throws cards away.) Hello! My name is Kiki and I've made this book to socialize with my audience. This book it's just talking to you guys about random topics and enjoy ourselves. (Sits down on chair.) We are going to talk about things we all know of and topics you probably haven't heard of. Which if you'd like, you can leave suggestions in the comments. 
I want to get to know you guys on a personal level, (Leans into audience.) Who knows maybe be friends. (Pulls back.) The warning I would give: Puns a  lot of them, references, fandoms, creepypasta, canon facts, jokes and... (Picks up cards looking through them.)
(Audience stares and questions.)

(Ruffles brown hair)...
(Audiance:....)
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....Chicken Strips? (Glances at people in the front row of the auditorium.).....

Oops wrong card. (Ruffles cards nervously.)  Opinions, yeah we give opinions too.
Also just wanted to say that in this auditorium we do NOT support Homophobia, Transphobia... (Stands in front of stage.) What's another phobia? ....Well we don't like spiders either, spiders are ugly. That's all. (Drops microphone and walks away.)