A/N: hey guys so I never mentioned this buuuutttt I have a headcanon where maria is mtf trans uwuwuwu

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private chat between lesbihonest and peggay

lesbihonest: okay so um I may or may not have a crush on eliza

peggay: I mean that's good for you because eliza is bi annndddd she might like you

lesbihonest: yeah but

lesbihonest: you're the only one I'm telling this to so please don't tell

peggay: what is it mari

lesbihonest: I'm trans

lesbihonest: mtf

peggay: FINALLY I HAVE A TRANS FRIEND OMG

peggay: what was your original name

lesbihonest: marcus

peggay: oMG I lOVE IT

lesbihonest: but will eliza

peggay: weeeeellll she's actually pansexual owo

lesbihonest: :D

peggay: okay so what are you gonna do

lesbihonest: idk I want to tell her but idk how

peggay: eliza likes either simple and clean, or a huge arms race type thing

peggay: whoops the author meant scene butitsnotasceneitsagoddamnarmsrace

lesbihonest: what

peggay: what

lesbihonest: well I'm too much of a pussy to actually go up to her

peggay: give her a note or something

lesbihonest: oH I KNOW ILL TEXT HER SOMETHING CHEESY IN THE GROUPCHAT ANF HOPE SHE GETS THE HINT

peggay: eliza isn't that oblivious

lesbihonest: thanks peggy

~groupchat has been renamed; Leebury Already Happened So Just Friends~

lesbihonest: hey eliza

liz: yeah?

lesbihonest: you wanna know what I love and cherish the most and is the best part of my life?

liz: what is it?

lesbihonest: take a look at the first word of the question ;)

peggay: maria oml

liz: sksskskkskskskskskskskskskksks

angie: her face is so red what the frick

lesbihonest: go out with me?

liz: yES YES YES YES YES AAAAAA

peggay: awwwhhh you two

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Meanwhile, Peggy sat in her room with a slight burn in her eyes from tears. Everything she wanted was snatched from her... And she thought maybe she could have something -- or someone -- but she didn't.

It's alright, though, she thought, I'll stand down for my sister.

Peggy let a few tears fall into her lap before shutting off her phone, turning off the lamp and crawling under the covers.

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A/N: depressed peggy?????!!!! 1!1!1!?2!2!1!1! :0

~T