December 7th, 2015 ... 2:28 AM

sydthesquid: I know you said to give you space

sydthesquid: buuuut

sydthesquid: THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY OHMYGOSJFE

sydthesquid: I'm gonna tell you

sydthesquid: here I go

sydthesquid: I'm launching into outer space

sydthesquid: nOTHING LIKE THE RAIN NOTHING LIKE THE RAIN

sydthesquid: WHEN YOU'RE IN OUTER SPACE WHEN YOU'RE IN OUTER SPACE

sydthesquid: Jk jk I'm launching into the story

sydthesquid: so, I'm just sitting at my desk, minding my business, being a good noodle and all that

sydthesquid: and the window was wide open for some reason even though it's literally December and we live in FREAKING MASSACHUSETTS WHERE IT'S LITERALLY COLDER THAN MY HEART

sydthesquid: so anyway, I'm writing an essay, looking down at my desk when OUT OF NOWHERE A FUCKING PIGEON LANDS ON MY DESK

sydthesquid: A PIGEON

sydthesquid: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I GRABBED MY NOTEBOOK AND HIT THE PIGEON WITH IT AND IT MADE A LITTLE SQUEAK AND THEN FELL TO THE FLOOR

sydthesquid: HARRY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

sydthesquid: I THOUGHT I HAD KILLED AN INNOCENT PIGEON I LITERALLY WOULD HAVE DIED

sydthesquid: so, at this point I'm bawling my eyes out and everyone in the class is looking at me like "tf is wrong with this girl"

sydthesquid: THEN they finally got a janitor to take the pigeon (who was actually alive, thank God)

sydthesquid: and tHE JANITOR LAUNCHED THE FREAKING BIRD OUT THE WINDOW

sydthesquid: like IF THE FALL OFF MY DESK DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT SURE DID

sydthesquid: then I notice everyone looking at me and one kid goes "why'd you'd have a pigeon in your folder"

sydthesquid: like ???????

sydthesquid: HOW THE FHEUFUC WOULD I HAVE HAD A PIGEON IN MY F O L D E R

sydthesquid: I was all ???????

sydthesquid: AND THEY WERE LEGITIMATELY WAITING FOR A RESPONSE

sydthesquid: so I go, "uh, it wasn't in my folder, it came from outside" bc, honest to God, I thought they were messing with me

sydthesquid: but they weren't

sydthesquid: they all SERIOUSLY thought I had a freaKING PIGEON IN MY FOLDER

sydthesquid: MY TWO DIMENSIONAL FOLDER THAT CAN BARELY EVEN FIT MY PAPERS

sydthesquid: I JUST HONESTLY

sydthesquid: the teacher said I had permission to leave the classroom to "collect my emotions after such a traumatizing event"

sydthesquid: wtf is wrong with my school srsly

sydthesquid: I'm literally gonna switch schools

sydthesquid: I know u want space but this is FUNNY SO U CAN TAKE A GANDER THEN CONTINUE WITH THE SPACE THING

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