My day started out pretty casual. You know, get up, wash my hair, put on some outfit that looks pretty awesome on me, and here I am, two fabulous eyeliner wings away, when my best friend, Tavi (short for Octavia), bursts in my door.

"Tavi, what do you want now?!" I yell. I swear, she just bursts in every four minutes trying to tell me some important plans she has...

"Nice to see you too, Jamie... Do you have any cucumbers?!" she acts like she's dying spontaneously. Seriously. She bursts through my door at 9:15 am looking for a cucumber?!!!!?

"Tavi, if I must ask, why the heck do you need a cucumber?!?"

"My eyes. Duh."

 I roll my eyes at her. Tavi's big about beauty. Cucumbers for her eyes, avocados for her hair, I just wonder  what she'll ask for next...

Just in case you thought so, no, Tavi is not  a blonde. And I know for a fact that she is not  like the real snotty ones who scream when they chip a nail either... Otherwise, she wouldn't have burst through my door exactly one minute and fifteen seconds ago...

Put us together, and we're like fabulous twins.

After I give her a cucumber, she walks home and that's when I noticed something. I'm not alone. I was soon to be the cattle dying inside... But it was too late...