I never expected this  to happen. I never knew my life would turn out the way it did... I should probably introduce myself. I'm Jamie Toka, age 23. I lived alone, but I longed to seek true love. I know it's stupid, I know that there's never  an actual happily ever after, but at least I tried...

 I longed to see sparkling eyes, big, welcoming arms, and maybe even a great jaw line. (Don't judge). But when it's true love, then love is love, and I honestly think that nothing could possibly  go wrong! Well, at least I had  hoped that nothing could go wrong...

But when you try too  hard (like I did) you will get something very  unexpected. Believe me, of all people, I  should know this best...