Pick up lines with Baba
•Requested by a huge Baba fan•
Well guys a friend from school asked me to write a chapter about the playboy Baba and his 'smooth' moves with the ladies sooooo enjoy! XD
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You pick up a digital camera you had found nearby on a park bench. Glancing to your sides you searched for its owner but no one was near. Sitting down you placed down the camera on your lap and waited for almost an half hour. Now bored you wonder what is it that this camera contained. Your curiosity got the best of you and caused you to turn it on and check what's in it. There was only one thing...a video. Soon enough you clicked on it and watched patiently.
- Video recording -
Baba: "Hello there to all you fine, fine, and I mean fineeeeeee people who are watching this. "
A man with a dark grey fedora and sophisticated suit said as he turned around to reveal his appearance to the recording camera. A smile formed on his lips before tilting his hat in a well mannered gesture.
Baba: "I see you've all come for my expertise. I shall share my secrets that shall help you all conquer the world."
Ota: "Who are you talking to?"
Another male voice spoke up while entering the room and interrupting the elegant in the middle of his speech. Almost immediately the other man focused his attention on the intruder and began to yell.
Baba: "Really? Right here!? Right now!?"
Ota: "Are you seriously trying to become a YouTuber?"
The one with hazel eyes and ginger hair questioned as he tilted his head to his right. An annoyed expression formed on the man from before while he spoke up.
Baba: " Yes! Now either help me out or leave."
Ota: "I gotta see this."
He chuckled to himself while walking towards the camera then to his left, away from camera view. Now the man in the fedora released a sigh and closed the door from which the other male came from.
Baba: "You know how to edit that conversation out right?"
Ota: "Yeah, I'll do it later."
The hidden man said while picking up the camera and recording the other male. After a few minutes the man in the fedora continued what he had to say.
Baba: "My name is Ace and I'm-..."
Ota: "No it's not."
The camera man interrupts once more and cuts the other halfway through his sentence. Stamping his feet the fedora wearing man then shout at his friend.
Baba: "It's my YouTube video! Let me be called what ever I want!"
Ota: "Whatever but is Ace really the best you can come up with?"
Baba: "You're going to have to edit out a lot from this video if you keep talking."
He shot a glare straight at the camera man. They then wait a few more minutes for the man to recompose.
Baba: "The name is Bruce and I-..."
Ota: "HAHA really!? Are you trying to be batman now!?"
Baba: "..."
The man in the fedora fell silent as his sentence was cut short once more by his laughing UNPROFESSIONAL camera man. They then decide to start all over again and this time without any more interruptions.
Baba: "My name is Baba and I will be here teaching you all the way of love. In this video you will see me using my amazingly clever pick up lines and there effect on women."
He says with an effortless wink and a confident smirk. That he knew would capture the attention of all the people and off they went into the amazing city where he would show all everyone how to master the art of flirting.
Baba: "Follow me. You see that perky brunette admiring the fish from the aquarium? It's obvious that she's the type that likes funny comments."
He gestures for the camera man to come closer and points at a beautiful young lady observing some very colorful fish. A cocky smile formed before he went out to reel in his own catch.
Baba: "Aren't they amazing?"
Brunette: "Yes! Especially the clown fish, it reminds me of nemo."
The girl answered his question with a bright and innocent smile. Baba then decided what his next move would be.
Baba: "So you like nemo, huh?"
Brunette: "Yeah, it was my favorite movie when I was a kid."
She confesses. He smirks while leaning towards her and caressing a lock of her chocolate brown hair. He then said...
Baba: "Well y'know you can call me nemo because I'm not afraid to touch the butt."
Brunette: "Pervert!"
She gasped at his unexpected action and in return she gives him a simple slap to the face before leaving him there alone. Laughing from the camera man could be heard from the background meanwhile in the camera there stood a dumbfounded man but that didn't mean he would give up. He still promised that he'd show everyone his particular set of skills and that was something he was going to do.
Some time passed by and Baba had found his next target. It was a young adult that seemed quite put together, from her golden locks to her fine overcoat. He had found a college student at a nearby library and as soon as he saw that she couldn't reach the books she wanted, he went to 'help'.
Blonde college student: "Thank you, I felt like all these books were gonna fall on me."
Baba: "Whenever you need a little help you can always ask. I'm Baba by the way."
He says with a smile after she thanked him then passed her the books she could not reach. Receiving the books she then told him her name.
College student: "Oh um... So your name is Baba? I'm Dawn."
Baba: "Nice to meet you Dawn. But just so you know anything you say can be held against you...so only say my name."
He steps closer towards her then whispers into ear those words, leaving her shocked. The girl's jaw dropped.
College student: "What the hell! Phedofile!"
She says in a high tone before pushing him away from her and exiting the isle they were both in. Baba hit his back with the large bookcase and face palmed himself in shame. The camera man did his best to contain his laugher as he asked his friend...
Ota: "Haha...I uh...ha...how are you?"
(What is wrong with these woman!? Can't they see my undeniable charm!?)
He questioned in his thoughts while feeling frustrated. Deciding to go calm his nerves he then goes to a coffee shop with his camera man and that's where it happened... He noticed a gorgeous employee from that cafe and couldn't go without hitting on her too. Based on her style he guessed she was the type to like a little less of the innocent talk. If you know what I mean.
Coffee shop employee: "Here's your caramel macchiato."
Baba: "Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on."
Coffee shop employee: "Pig..."
She bluntly states at the 'smooth talker' then swiftly grabs his coffee throws it right at him. (-_-) Baba had no words. Still not giving up he went off to search for more women and ended up at a bakery. There he found a red haired girl texting on her phone.
Baba: Hey."
Red head: Hey."
The girl greeted him back with a smile as she placed her phone down on her table. Baba slid into the empty seat in front of her then said a new pickup line.
Baba: "You know...I'm not a fan of getting hit but you can hit me up anytime."
Red head: "Uhh...."
The girl was lost at words and Baba assumed it was because she was nervous about his presence. He smirk with confidence as he thought this was it. He has finally catched someone but boyyyyyyyy was he wrong. Suddenly a tall, muscled man walked towards the table and grabbed Baba by his collar.
Boyfriend: "What did you just say to my girl?"
Baba: "..."
Soon enough Baba was thrown out of the bakery by the red head's boyfriend. Dusting himself off Baba looked over at the camera man and said...
Baba: "Don't try talking me out of this."
Ota: "Trust me, I wasn't."
The camera man said in all honesty with a chuckle in the end of his sentence. The two men then went to the city's new mall where many people passed there time and there Baba found a stunning dark beauty with short hair.
Baba: "Where have you been all my life?"
He questioned her and she left no time to waste and shut him down right there.
Short haired girl: "Hiding from the likes of you."
Baba: ".........."
Baba stood there in the middle of the mall speechless as he watched her walk away and disappear in the crowd. In that very mall was a pet store where he saw a beautiful latin female walk in. Following her inside he realized she actually worked there. He then decided to buy something in specific that he thought would be a nice fit for the 'shades darker' vibe that he got from her.
Latin employee: "Will this be all?"
Baba: "Yeah, I hope you like rhinestones because this collar is all you'll need for tonight."
He says to her while sliding the collar towards her and throwing a wink. She grew quiet and tried to make sense of what he just said but soon decided to take actions into her own hands.
Latin employee: "..."
Baba: "Woahhhhh!"
Latin employee: "And don't come back here again!"
She pushed him out if the store and threw the collar at his head. Sighing Baba decides to finally give up on his quest and go to the park for some fresh air. There he sat down on a wooden bench and continued to be filmed by his friend but something unexpected then happened.
Baba: "I guess I won't have a date tonight..."
Tall man: "How about you and I have a little fun tonight?"
A tall, dark and handsome man asked with a smirk on his lips as he placed his arm over Baba's shoulder. An wide eyed Baba stared at him before saying...
Baba: "...sorry but I'm straight."
Tall man: "So is spaghetti until it gets hot."
The man whispers before licking his lips.
Baba: "............."
Tall man: "How about it cutie?"
Baba: "No offense but no thank you."
Baba rejected him in a well mannered way, causing the man to get up from the bench and walk away with a pout.
Tall man: "Your loss."
Suddenly someone nearby bursted out laughing, grabbing Baba's attention.
Ota: "Wow today has been the best day ever!"
Baba: "..."
Ota: "With this footage you'll definitely be recognized!"
The camera man laughed as he tried to cheer up his upset friend's mood a bit.
Baba: "I don't understand why it didn't work."
Ota: "I think I have a hunch."
Baba: "Which is?"
He questions in curiosity, wondering what his friend's answer would be. The camera man sets the camera down on the bench and comes in view.
Ota: "You were to straight forward in a vulgar way. Say things she'll want to hear."
Baba: I know but for some reason I didn't talk smoothly like I usually do."
Ota: "Maybe it's because you were being recorded. Got nervous?"
Baba: "Me? Nervous? Don't make me laugh."
Baca scoffed with an eye roll as he denied his friend's guess. The oranges hair man then sarcastically agrees.
Ota: "Mhm, well I gotta go."
Baba: "Where are you going?"
Ota: "I have a date tonight."
The ginger answered with a smirk, causing Baba's left eyebrow to raise.
Baba: "With who!?"
Ota: "The girl from the pet shop."
Baba jaw dropped and eyes widened when he hears his friend's confession.
Baba: "WHAT!?"
Ota: "I'll be taking this."
The smirking ginger says while grabbing the collar Baba had bought earlier that day and turned around. He began to walk away as Baba fell silent.
Baba: "..."
Ota: "Bye."
He waves Baba goodbye while fastening his pace a little bit and a smart move it was for Baba called out his name and ran after him, forgetting all about video camera on the bench.
Baba: "OTA!"
Time passed by and the camera continued to record everything that would pass by it's lense until it fell into rest mode and everything fell dark.
- End of video recording -
A confused expression was clearly playing on your face as you had no words to what you just witnessed. This was the most random and ridiculous thing you had ever seen in your life. What was all of this? You had no idea but what you did know was that you weren't going to wait any longer for he crazy owner of this camera so you set it back down on the bench and leave.
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Hey guys I'm finally here with a new chapter and I know it's not what all of you guys were expecting but it was a request so I really hope you all enjoyed it anyways! I'm sorry for leaving you guys wait for a little longer on what will happen with Serena and Soryu but I know you guys are eager to see the juicy drama coming along so I'll do my best to publish it soon. Until then!
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