Flash snickered, “Hey Penis Parker! You’re such a penis, seriously, just change your name!”

Peter held up an uno reverse card, “No u! Uno reverseo penis!”

Flash looked confuzzled, “What the frick frackity tick takity lick lackity hick hacity pick packety sick sackety tick tackety does that even mean?”

Peter’s eyes narrowed as if he was p o s s e s s e d, “Whatever the fuck you want it to mean bitch.