Tony hollered to the Avengers, “EMERGENCY MEETING!” He began to s c r e e c h “Y’ALL GET OVER HERE!”

Within seconds all the Avengers were in the common room. Steve asked gripping his shield, “What’s the matter?”

Tony h e a v e d, revealing the travesty that was deeply troubling him. Minutes pass. Seconds passed. M I L L I S E C O N D S passed.

Peter asked, “What does the fox say?”

Vision began to chant, “NING NING NING NING CHA CHA CHA.”

Tony finally revealed what was so deeply troubling him, “I’m bored.”

Clint cackled. Lighting totally did not flash.

Tony announced, “We’re playing truth or dare!”

Wanda gasped. “No!”

Tony nodded, “Yes!”

“No”

“Yes. Fight me.”

“No.”

“Good.”

Tony whispered though his perfectly white teeth, “PG-13 STYLE!”

They all sat in a circle. Vision flung a water bottle labeled “HYDRA, el espaneol, water bottle of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!” at his creator, his daddy. JARVIS.

Steve asked, “Who wants to go first?”

Peter s h r i e k e d, “YOU BITCH!”

Bucky shook his head, “Bitches these days.”

Natasha fired her best glare, “I dare you to drop your phone off the window.”

Peter stood and s c r e a m e d, “obJECTion!”

Everyone turned to him, fearful of what the spider lord had to say.

“I daRe u tO yEEt uR phONe oF dA winDOW!”

Tony yeeted his phone out the window and it crashed which erupted to a small fire.

Only, the fire turned into a massacre.

THE END.