A/N: Y’all better love this fluffy spam cause Endgame (shudder shudder) broke this bitch. First with --- death, then the awesome fight scene then the scene that must not be named.

So, Peter is Natasha’s son. Don’t know, don’t ask. Simple. Follow the rules.

As Natasha electrocutes herself, Fury shoots Piercey. (Piercey the penguino.)

Thing is, Fury shoots Pierce right through….

Peter chants as he hacks the database, “SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!”

He points to Pierce’s shocked expression, “AND YOU’RE TOO LATE!”

Someone out there, does the ending note. #thanku,next #didn’tthinkiturnedintoasavagehuh