A/N: So I got this idea in the middle of walking between classes. For some reason I was humming old McDonald had a farm and then I hummed the marvel bunch and well....

Once upon a time, there was an idea. To unite the country's best…….

Chickens.

All on a farm, The Avengers farm.

Their neighboring chicken pen was labeled HYDRA and They were all bitchy chickens. James the chicken was moved there, beat up and brought back to the Avengers pen right were he belonged. Steve was most overjoyed, then again was found with Tony in a hidden spot in the pen. Tony was the first one, along with the most cocky one. Steve was the eldest one but would bolt across the pen at random hours. Natasha the chicken gave all but Clint a chickeny death stare. With her red feathers of course. Clint laid there and did nothing. Wanda was a very emotional chicken. Pietro believers he was a road runner. He isn't.  Bruce has incredible anger issues and picked fight whether yo mama like it or not. Tchalla freezes like the silly goose he is . He is a chicken. Peter is the cutest chicken, pranking them mothafuckers with fem meme queen Shuri.

Change my mind how bout dah?