A/N: I feel so bad about the last chapter so this one will have you extra happy. If not you can sue me

Anyways....let's get on with it.
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     The Avengers had no clue what attack lay for them in the living room. And boy, was it deadly. Guns were held tight and ready positioned for the next victims. They were reviewing the plan.
     "Uncle Loki, did you tell Fury?" Loki mischeviosly smiled. "Yes. He is awaiting our signal." Peter nodded. "Shuri, the water will make their clothes right?" Shuri nodded. "Yeah but why can't use say -?" Peter frantically whispered, "NO! We can't spoil it for the readers!" Loki solemnly nodded, "He is right." Shuri rolled her eyes. "As long as it's Wednesday, I'm from Wakanda."
    The Avengers entered the room to a pink mist. They were surprised. Usually it was green. Anything but pink. The mist faded to show Loki. But Loki was on a unicycle, wearing all pink except for black shades. He was singing, "DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS! (Madagascar anyone?) COME ONE COME ALL! LOOK AT THESE CHICKENS!"
    As if on cue, Peter and Shuri fired. Peter hit Tony and Shuri hit Steve. They shrieked as they sprayed the special water, "IT's wEdNeSdAy mA dUdES!" They continued to hit everyone. "SOOO WheRe iN aSgArD iS youR uNIfOrM?" The Avengers looked down at their clothes. It was pink now. Tony's suit, Clint's bow, Thor's outfit, Steve was pink. Loki yelled, "FRIDAY NOW!"
    Music began blaring. "AND WHEN EVERYONE SHOUTS!" Another mist appeared and then a voice rang out. "SO TURN DOWN FOR WHAT MOTHAFUCKS!" The Avengers stopped in their tracks. Fury? What? How? Howww? From the corner, MJ appeared holding a water gun. She hit Clint. "GeT iN loSeRs! We aRe goInG sHoPPinG! DA Lord knows yOu neED iT!"  Peter chanted as he turned the Paitrotic Suit pink "HeY! It's THe fouRTH oF jULY WE KnoW aNd tHe cOlOrs aRe rEd, wHiTe anD bLue, aY!" He tabbed and then pillows tumbled on top of Steve. Loki pulled out an avocado and chucked it at Thor. "Brother. You will never believe what they are serving at Chile's. It's called frEE sHaVaCaDO!"
    Then, the song "Toxic" began playing as another person appeared. Coulson. (Lip Sync anyone?") "YEET!" He emerged  holding a water gun. He smirked. "Who'd you expect?" He fired at Natasha while hollering, "This bISh emPTY!" He yelled at Loki, "Encore. "
    Peter and Shuri fired at the Avengers singing "I may be bad but I'm..." Loki interjected, "PERFECTLY GOOD AT IT!" Then he said, "BISH I gOt iT! ChOcOlAtE aNd vAnIllA cRuNch! Fury rolled his eyes. "Motherbitch you wish. FRIDAY do it." FRIDAY began blasting Oppa Gangdam Style on the loudspeakers. Loki shouted, "DIE" as he broke the unicycle. The others chorused, "FoR eAch oThER!"
      Then Ned appeared. "DishOnOr oN yU aNd yOuR mA. WhY yOu lyIN? ALwAyS lyin! GoD dAMN! (Just imagine him saying it like Detective Cooper in Rush Hour. The one who works with Jackie Chan.) Peter chucked a water bottle at Sam and it hit him right on the head. "BiSh, wHaT's wRONG?"
    Then, Fury began singing, "MMM WHATCHA SAY?" as Ned and MJ disappeared. Where? Home. Coulson pulled out maracas and a straw hat looking like the guy from the Office. He sighed. "Bitch. DO nOt fUcK wiTH mAe!" Then he yelled, "FINNA gET cRuNK! EyEbRowS oN flEEk!"
   With a final nod, Coulson, Peter and Shuri pulled out recorders and stuck it in their noses. Fury yelled, "I'M JOHN CENA!" Then he disappeared. As he disappeared, the remaining four played the recorders. Then, Coulson threw his stuff at Clint and yelled, "IM BRITNEY BITCH!" Then he disappeared. Loki soon disappeared. Then, Umbrella began blasting and the two teens began dancing. Then they too disappeared.

    Everyone stood there dumbfounded at what the fuck just happened. Brains were still processing what just happened. Finally, Tony broke the silence.
    "This. Is. What. Our. Lives. Have. Become." Bruce said "fucki-shi" and passed out. Right there on the floor. Nobody made any attempt to help him. Clint stuttered. "Coul-son?" Steve began stammering, "F-F-Fury?" Then, Agent Hill's voice rang out.
    "You better believe it."

   And if you think for a second that the pranksters weren't cackling after rewatching and saving the video to the motherboard (extreme ikr) then,

You're horribly mistaken.

Britney bitch.