/1

    In the middle of truth or dare, Tony, after being dared to drink ten vodkas, dares Clint. “I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room. And notice I charitably said girl not person because I would personally smoke all you bitches but Peter. I ain’t that messed up.” Clint blurts out, “BIG MOOD.” Bucky nods, “Spill that tea sister.” Steve also blurts, “SISTER SNAPPED!” Rhodey, oh so done with this, despite Peter’s proud face and recording this all, get up. “I’m so done with you retards. I’m going to drown myself in a tub of ice cream.” “Big Mood. I’d join you but I like to watch suffering.” Rhodey turns to find Natasha’s iconic smirk. Rhodey looks ready to die. Peter is amidst this, laughing, like a proud dad after his kid laughing at a joke.  

/2

    Peter came home from school and slumped down on the sofa, clearly exhausted. He leaned back in his seat and sighed, “Sometimes I wish I could be a bird. That way I could fly away from all my problems. Life is hard bro.” Clint looked up from his unshaven stubble, draped in a robe sipping a coffee, “BIG MOOD BRO. Big mood.” He then passed out. “Okay then…..HAWKeye.”

/3

    Tony spoke, “Kid, if you don’t do your homework, you’ll end up at Mcdonalds!” Clint spoke, “LIES! LIES! KID A GENIUS. PETER DON’T DO YOUR HOMEWORK, LET’S GO TO MCDONALDS!” Peter just looked at Tony, a smile slowly forming on his lips. “C’mon Tony! It’s just calculus. I could do it with my eyes closed but then I can’t see what I’m writing, so with one eye open. Yeah! Now, we have to make sure when we order twenty chicken mcnuggets, we get them. I payed for twenty, I’m getting twenty!”

/4

    Tony spoke, “Y’all, we all die.” Bruce nodded, “True that.” Natasha walked in, “You either kill yourself,” and then Peter finished, “Or you get yourself killed!” Shuri recorded this all and uploaded on YouTube.  

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