A/N: Y'all buckle up and get your funny bones.

    It’s an Avenger Christmas party. What could go wrong? Thor “accidentally” pours revels into the eggnog and well, you can tell what’s happening now.

Clint screams, “CAW CAW CAW!” He falls to his knees, crying tears of laughter. He’s the literal definition of wasted and dying. It’s freaking hilarious. Shuri’s live streaming on Peter’s Instagram, Youtube and on her personal phone. Clint pulls out a drumstick and chucks it a dancing Bucky. (For real imagine Jeremy Renner drunk, falling to his knees, laughing his ass off and crying tears. It’s hilarious. If you can’t see it get out.)

Rhodey is giggling on the floor. Bucky is break dancing all over the floor, chucking his metal arm at a cackling Sam. It hits Sam in the gut and he’s out unconscious. Peter is just looking at Shuri, watching the madness. T’Challa is drunk, shouting “WHAT ARE THOSE?” Strange looks high, slamming his head against the table, laughing. Loki looks very high and is against the ceiling, flipping knives. Totally normal. Bruce is knocked out. Valkyrie is sitting, spinning a bottle, laughing like there’s no tomorrow. Steve is doing backflips, screaming, “MA LEGS ARE NOT THE SIZE OF A DINNER PLATE! FUCKING GERMANS CAN SUCK-.” Tony who is somewhere in the state of Happy Hour and pure drunkenness yells, “I’ll suck your-.” Peter throws a sock at him preventing him from finishing his statement. Wanda looks wasted, lying facedown on the sofa. Vision is floating in the corner screaming, “ULTRON IS MY DADDY!” Hell, Natasha is drunk af. She’s in the corner, standing on a stool in two feet high heels, screaming things in Russian and then laughing. Laughing so hard that she falls off the stool and only laughs harder. Thor is laughing so hard, clearly experiencing the effect of his actions. Soon, thunder shoots out with rainbows.

Pepper walks in and turns to Shuri and Peter. Peter attempts to explain, “Something in eggnog. Thor put revels in it.” Shuri shrugs, “I’ve never seen them this happy.” Pepper nods, “As much as unprofessional this is, I’d love to join them. They look so happy.