Note: Because my cinnamon roll doesn't seduce people.

Alsoooo - Wade isn't insecure about his looks because Peter loooovvveeesss him.

Ship: I'm in the mood for some Spideypool. But, uh, Wade's going to be Steve Friendly today, okay?

*loud curse words in the background*

Shut up, Wade. Anywayyy, Steve Friendly, no language, same thing. Hope you enjoyyy~

Also, mentions Steve/Bucky and, if you get the thing, Clint/GUESS. EVERYONE'S GAY, OKAY?

~~~

"Hey Petey," Wade said, sliding up to Peter with a smile on his face.

"Wade? How'd you - you know what, I'm not even going to ask," Peter rolled his eyes, throwing his hands up in the air. "What do you need?"

"You."

"... I'm good. Sorry, but my true love are dogs and McDonalds. I'm also taken."

"By who?"

"My pillow."

~~~

"Petey~" Wade called, giving him a suggestive smile and a wink.

"I'm not even going to question how you got into my room, Wade," Peter said, giving him a deadpan look. "What is it this time?"

"I have a joke!"

By the look on Wade's face, it wasn't going to be anything good.

"Tell me?" Peter asked, unsure whether he wanted to hear it or not.

"Okay! So, what happens when you put Deadpool and Spidey together?"

"I don't know," said Peter in a bored tone. "What happens?"

"Love~"

"Nope. Just nope. Anyway, I'm in a committed relationship. I broke up with my pillow."

"Aww, why?"

"Because Tony cleaned it and put it in a different room so my pillow chose someone else. I'm really upset."

"... Okay. Who are you with now?"

"My blanket. It has Iron Man on it. And science stuff. It looks cool."

"You're choosing a blanket over me? Really, Petey? Really?"

"Not my fault my blanket looks so amazing."

"Wow. That was deep."

~~~

"Hey, Wade?" Peter asked, chewing his lip nervously. "I have a question for you..."

"What's up, Petey?" Wade asked, grinning easily.

(I can totally see where he's going here. He's not hiding the roses behind his back well. Also, the flashbacks in the next Drowning In Oxygen chapter is intense -

Honestly, Wade, I trusted you, and you give spoilers? Deep.

- sorry. Now can we get back to the part where Petey -

Stop.)

Peter held out the roses behind his back and have a small smile.

"Will you go out with me?"

To his surprise, Wade started laughing. Hurt, he backed off, but stopped when Wade held his hand.

"I'm not laughing at that, Petey!" Wade exclaimed. "It's just - you're so old-fashioned!"

"I'm sorry I was raised with a grandpa."

"And you went to that grandpa with relationship issues? Wow, you must be desperate."

"Excuse me, Steve is better than Clint, Natasha, Tony and everyone else in the tower! Clint's love died, yet Steve's is living! So there!"

"... Shut up."

"Stucky will life on."

"Shhhh."

So yeah. That's that. Whoo.

Sorry, I think I'm sorta sick, in a way? Yeah. I have a small headache. But hey, I missed about fifteen minutes of lesson because of that, so cool!

(Yeah, I don't care about my health... is that bad?)

The only reason I'm neglecting my health, by the way, is because if I'm sick then me and my step bro can't go to the theme park on Thursday and he's really looking forward to it. I am not being the person to let him down.

That's all, have a great day! Byeeee!

- WriteCrazyForLife