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Universe: Homecoming (what else do I write?)

Peter felt that Tony taught him too many things but he didn't teach him enough.

He decided to change that. He sent Tony a text message.

(Woah.)

Mr Stark, can you come to the lounge please? It's Peter. It's really important. PLEASE.
- P

He felt giddy as he read over his message again, seeing the little read notification next to it. Tony was replying now.

All right, Pete. I'm on my way, but let me just tell you, I'm leaving a meeting for this. So it better be important.
- TS

Peter blushed, Tony shouldn't be leaving a meeting or this! But as he started texting him back, Tony was already in the lounge with him.

"So what's up, kid? And thanks for getting me out of that meeting. It was boring as - you're a kid, right, let me think -"

"Look, Mr Stark, I just wanted to teach you something," Peter accidentally interrupted him, but he carried on anyway. "Because you've taught me loads, and I feel like I should repay you in some way, and what better way than to teach you some of my culture?"

Tony sighed. "Fine, kid. I owe you one for getting me out of that meeting."

— — — —

"... That was incredible, Mr Stark, but you forgot one key part," Peter said, nodding his head.

Him and Tony had been practicing key phrases for most of the day, that was supposedly part of 'Peter's culture' and now they were learning what came with it.

Well, Tony was learning.

"Teach me, kiddo."

Peter nodded curtly and threw his can into the trash can.

"YEET!"

I'm updating this now because I'm sad and I want to.

Oh, it's no big deal by the way.

My little sister and my older sister were watching a film and they dragged me into it. You know that Disney Pixar film Up?

I'M SOBBING SO HARD LIKE I'VE NEVER CRIED THIS HARD AT A MOVIE OTHER THAN INFINITY WAR HOW?

That's all.

Honestly, sometimes I think Up is more physically harming than Infinity War itself

(Also the beginning bit was written straight after the last one when I was hyper. Sorry.)

That's all I'm gonna read happy fanfics now because I'm sad. See ya

- WriteCrazyForLife