"I'm not trying to be rude but I think every nice thing a doctor says is just a lie to cheer you up."

"I don't remember how old I was but it was during Covid—" (kids literally don't remember life before)

*describes pitching a fit for Dippin Dots when she was younger* "Also one time we went on vacation with my grandmother and she said 'why is everyone walking around with bowls of cereal?' and it was Dippin Dots."

"Every time my mom got pregnant—I mean it was only twice, but both times—I got mad and said she was replacing me. So the second time I said I was running away. And my mom said, 'Who's gonna feed you? Who's gonna put you to bed?' So I unpacked, because I had packed a bag, but I thought about who could take care of me. So then I walked back in with my bag and I said, 'I'm moving to Nana's."