Today a girl (the same girl who had the Lightning McQueen meltdown last night) was playing with some small plastic dolls and furniture when another girl swiped all her chairs just for the fun of stealing.

The first girl opened her mouth to scream at the top of her lungs, which is what she always does to protest. But when she opened her mouth, this deep, enormous burp came out. I mean like the kinds of burps my 12-year-old brother used to produce.

I didn't know it was humanly possible in a child so small for her age she wears size 18 months clothing.

I was stunned. She was also stunned.

After a moment she recovered from her shock and screamed at the top of her lungs.