I share playground time a few days a week with the 30-36 month old class. I have never worked in that classroom but I've gotten to know one little girl well because we always talk on the playground. 

Last week a boy from the 24-30 month class, which I work in every evening, moved up into this older class. The little girl didn't know that I was already extremely familiar with this boy. All she knew was that he was a new student and she wanted to introduce him to me.  

So she came up to me on the playground pulling him by the hand and said with a total poker face, "This Asher. He poop every day."