So five kids at church were playing hospital together and here are some random quotes

7-year-old boy: *in full method acting mode* Bring the babies in here! They have DIABETES! *with his arms full of baby dolls*

6-year-old: This one needs a butt shot *with maniacal laughter*

7-year-old boy: I'm sorry but it was too late for your baby. We can't save him. *I look over and he's doing chest compressions on the doll*
6-year-old girl: No!
7-year-old: We can't save him.
6-year-old: That's fine but it's not a him, it's a her.

Then at one point one of them yelled, "She almost died but I saved her life with 25 flu shots."