There's a prekindergarten teacher I really, really like and on the days she doesn't work, she nannies for a little girl. The girl's parents are considering enrolling her in the  school and she would be in my class. So today the teacher brought her in for a visit and took lots of pictures as we went about our daily activities for the girls' parents to look at and be persuaded.

Teacher (to the child): Oh, look at the sink over here. Do you want to wash your hands?

Me: I usually try to keep the sink off-limits.

(Due to the number of times the kids have monumentally flooded the room and I mean monumentally.)

Teacher (taking a photo): I know, but we're trying to sell this school to her parents even though it's not worth the ridiculously overpriced tuition.